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Send us all your sexual pleasures problems and questions. (We do have of a resident doctor on board if you don't know what sex is or have of never even heard of it)

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by Prizemaster » Fri May 20, 2022 10:00 pm
If you have of s*xuall pleasures of the

kind you will capture the pox, I heard it on the news

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by Sir William » Sat May 21, 2022 1:35 pm
No. That's only captured by direct skin contact - not by penet*ration.

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by Prizemaster » Mon May 23, 2022 8:57 pm
Well over here it says if you penetrate in a Jolly Sauna you will gett*en Monkey Pox.
I wouldn't want to be an organ grinder during these evil times

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by Prizemaster » Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:01 pm
When I was a wee knitter I utilised to go to Shepherds Bush (the market, not the shaved groin) and there was an ancient boy with two monkeys and a parrot that climbed all over you if your parents gave him a Bob - nowadays that would be a poxy thing to do

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by Sir William » Wed Jun 15, 2022 8:26 am
People like that should be invigorated.

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by Prizemaster » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:28 am
for wee knitter please read wee nipper and in between times contact Mr RunAway who seems to be in hiding but still changing the words I post on posts

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by Runaway » Sun Jul 03, 2022 11:06 pm
I have never changed nuffink. Wouldn't dream of it.

Don't blame me for your inibillitty to spel.

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