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It's Valentine's day
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It's Valentine's day
It's Valentine's day today members. So here is a useful tip.
Hold the penile tip against the vulval slit but do not insert it. That way, the policeman can't touch you.
When the policeman has gone, slide it in very slowly and gently to savour the moment of insertion.
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Re: It's Valentine's day
You could always try it, to see if it's healthy or not.
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Re: It's Valentine's day
Penile insertion into some of the female orifices is a dodgy practice legally.
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Re: It's Valentine's day
From my experience it's never been objected to.
And a policeman has never interrupted proceedings.
So what's the issue?
And a policeman has never interrupted proceedings.
So what's the issue?
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Re: It's Valentine's day
But if it was objected to (even retrospectively) you'd be in substantial trouble with the policeman. And you would have of to give him a list of all your perversions.
And you know how long that would take.
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Re: It's Valentine's day
Precisely zero seconds. I have of no perversions. Just normal deviant behaviours as taught to me by Mr Tree's online video course.
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Re: It's Valentine's day
That's the "manufactured in Australia" logo.
Only utilised for quality items.
Unlike some of the British logos (not logo's) that mean sweet FA and promote the sale of tardy crap.
Only utilised for quality items.
Unlike some of the British logos (not logo's) that mean sweet FA and promote the sale of tardy crap.
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Re: It's Valentine's day
We do not manufacture tardy crap.
All of our crap is on time.
All of our crap is on time.
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