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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 08, 2020 12:54 pm

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:06 pm

They certainly do. :bounce: :bounce: :clap:



But what about small tits? Do they matter? :search:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:11 am

and Blue Tits, they matter too :girly:

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:22 am

Only in winter.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 17, 2020 12:07 pm

Mr R*unaway - Why is not that slogan printed on the front of an amply-filled T-shirt? :wink:

Sort it out. :hurry:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:49 am

British is best. :magnify: :magnify: :yes:

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:03 am

That costume must be ridiculously tight around her waist.
It's squeezed all her insides u­p into her chest.

Surely she'll burst. :yikes:

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:06 pm

Oh - I hadn't noticed that. :?

I was just talking about the flag. :cripes:


(The flag can be seen on the correct-hand side, near the top.) :yes:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:42 am

Sir William wrote:
Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:06 pm
Oh - I hadn't noticed that. :?
An easy mistake to manufacture...

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Aug 23, 2020 8:36 am

This topic is promoting the se*ual objectification of wimmin :yell:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 23, 2020 1:21 pm

Women ARE sex objects - whether they like it or not. :yes: :wink:

Although I was only promoting the se*ual objectification of substantial tits. :clap: :bounce:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:14 pm

I suppose if you consider them to be the destination / object of the sexual act, you may be correct.

But sex objects? I doubt that many females would agree... v2 doesn't...
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 24, 2020 1:11 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:14 pm

But sex objects? I doubt that many females would agree... v2 doesn't...
Course they wouldn't. What do women know about sex? :duh:

In fact we're all sex objects (some people more than others). :wink:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:11 pm

:magnify: :magnify:

These magnifying glasses are not substantial enough. :grump:

Where can I gett*en bigger ones? :search:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:27 pm

The real question is... are the things you're examining large enough?

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 10, 2020 1:43 pm

Judge for yourself:

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 10, 2020 8:50 pm

Since this is becoming** a dual nationality forum (English/Australian), shouldn't that flag be half-Australian?

** That should get-go a portion of a debate. :snigger:

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 11, 2020 1:14 pm

But which half? :wink:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:46 pm

The left half.

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:17 am

:vconfused:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 18, 2020 10:26 pm

I ha­ve a friend ... who has applied for permanent Australian citizenship.

Does the forum h­ave enough spare cash to pay the fees?

After all, if she my friend is happy, so would her partner be, and that would clearly enhance the forum enormously, for the benefit of all the amazing members, not only in this coun­try but all around the world (thank you Nicholas Parsons), including the UK where you all unfortunately live. You poor cold sods.

If forum funds are unavailable, she my friend may need to ask the Chairman to sell part of his humongous estate to finance this amazing opportunity for the forum. After all, it's his duty as forum leader. You know it ma­kes sense.

With privilege comes responsibility. :yes:

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 19, 2020 11:55 am

What does this have of to do with substantial tits? :hurry: :mad:
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:18 pm

Nothing whatsoever. But I didn't want to waste a new topic on an expected refusal.

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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:33 pm

Expected refusal? :?
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Re: substantial Tits

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:53 pm

You mean you're going to pay the fees? :thumbu: :bounce: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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