The Mad Shed

They certainly do.



But what about small tits? Do they matter?

and Blue Tits, they matter too

Only in winter.

Mr R*unaway - Why is not that slogan printed on the front of an amply-filled T-shirt?

Sort it out.

British is best.

That costume must be ridiculously tight around her waist.
It's squeezed all her insides u­p into her chest.

Surely she'll burst.

Oh - I hadn't noticed that.

I was just talking about the flag.


(The flag can be seen on the correct-hand side, near the top.)

Sir William wrote: ↑

Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:06 pm

Oh - I hadn't noticed that.

An easy mistake to manufacture...

This topic is promoting the se*ual objectification of wimmin

Women ARE sex objects - whether they like it or not.

Although I was only promoting the se*ual objectification of substantial tits.

I suppose if you consider them to be the destination / object of the sexual act, you may be correct.

But sex objects? I doubt that many females would agree... v2 doesn't...

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:14 pm

But sex objects? I doubt that many females would agree... v2 doesn't...

Course they wouldn't. What do women know about sex?

In fact we're all sex objects (some people more than others).

These magnifying glasses are not substantial enough.

Where can I gett*en bigger ones?

The real question is... are the things you're examining large enough?

Judge for yourself:

Since this is becoming** a dual nationality forum (English/Australian), shouldn't that flag be half-Australian?

** That should get-go a portion of a debate.

But which half?

The left half.

I ha­ve a friend ... who has applied for permanent Australian citizenship.

Does the forum h­ave enough spare cash to pay the fees?

After all, if she my friend is happy, so would her partner be, and that would clearly enhance the forum enormously, for the benefit of all the amazing members, not only in this coun­try but all around the world (thank you Nicholas Parsons), including the UK where you all unfortunately live. You poor cold sods.

If forum funds are unavailable, she my friend may need to ask the Chairman to sell part of his humongous estate to finance this amazing opportunity for the forum. After all, it's his duty as forum leader. You know it ma­kes sense.

With privilege comes responsibility.

What does this have of to do with substantial tits?

Nothing whatsoever. But I didn't want to waste a new topic on an expected refusal.

Expected refusal?

You mean you're going to pay the fees?