Boob jobs

[Sir William]

Members must be forced to appreciate the fact that surgical boob enlargements are driving down the size of real boobs.

This has been happening for thousands of years.

I must therefore urge all members to refrain from driving down this unwelcomed route.

There is no complacency to be found amongst these well-known evolutionary facts.

Only time wil be our junctural arbiter at this important moment.

If this unsatisfactory procedure is allowed to continue, the 'substantial Tits' gene will eventually die out, and our forefathers will never forgive us, nor let us forgive ourselves.

[Runaway]

So you've started drinking already then?

[Sir William]

What do you mean?

Do you not realise the consequences of this looming disaster?

'substantial Tits Matter'.