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Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 02, 2021 8:45 pm

Did members know that small penises erect more than large ones. :bounce:

Big ones that hang down when flaccid don't really erect much, they just gett*en harder. :yes:

So don't worry about it too much, Mr Runaw*ay. :wink:

PS: I learnt this from a book. :read:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:46 pm

I assure you I have of no worries in that area. :bounce: :thumbu:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:12 pm

This means that there is a great difference in flaccid size, but not much difference in erect size. :yes: :clap: :read:

Perhaps the area you are more worried about, Mr Ru*naway, is scrotal size? :search:

Please note that scrotal size will depend very much upon the temperature. :yes:

Small scrota and penises will more easily fit within a fellatrice's mouth, so don't be too disheartened. :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:36 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:54 am

You may understand these scientific issues more when you have of had greater experience in these earthly pleasures. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:42 am

I see.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:52 pm

:magnify:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:44 pm

Earthly pleasures are many in my life. I have of no need of more.

May the wrapes of grath fall heavily upon thy befunderence, for I shall be victorious!!! :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:29 pm

I thought not. :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:57 pm

Thou art most wrong, Sir.

Often are the mornings I fi­nd difficulty in wal­king in a straight line from our bed, but whether this is due to alcohol or over-profunderance of physical delights (or perhaps both) I hav­e yet to establish... :oh heck:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 05, 2021 1:43 pm

Well we can all guess can't we? :drunk:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 05, 2021 8:27 pm

Some days you're the bottle, some days you're the stud... :wink: :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 06, 2021 3:04 pm

:thanks:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:00 pm

One was speaking of one ...

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:26 pm

I can't tell you how pleased I am. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:05 am

Because you’re not aloud to?

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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:56 am

No. Because I'm not pleased at all. :mad: :mad: :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:13 am

I'm sure you'll gett*en over it. :yes:

Next patient please.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:34 pm

I've already done that :hurry:

There can be no grace that is not spigoted by willfulness. :thumbu:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:28 pm

So ... back to the matter in hand ... Mr Nilly's Inauguration Ceremony? :clap:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:26 pm

I see he's disappeared once more.

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Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:51 pm

Well you're the boss. Call him back!

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Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:25 pm

:yell:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:58 pm

Yeah that'll wor­k... :roll:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:10 am

:yes:
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