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Re: Penis size

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:55 am
by Runaway
... waiting ... :veryimpatient:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:21 pm
by Sir William
He probbly doesn't read topics about sex. :no: :search: :o

Re: Penis size

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:35 am
by Runaway
I don't blame him.

Re: Penis size

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:50 pm
by Sir William
No. He blames YOU. :wag:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:36 pm
by Runaway
Perhaps because he fears he may never reach the momentous heights of ecstasy occasioned by the nocturnal (and sometimes diurnal) activities of the delectable v2?

That would be a shame...

Re: Penis size

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:19 pm
by Sir William
:o

Re: Penis size

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:52 pm
by Runaway
I should clarify... a shame that he can never experience v2.

Mye eenglish is not god, innit. :tongue:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:46 pm
by Sir William
He may have of already achieved it, without your knowledge. :wink: :snigger:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:35 pm
by Runaway
How can this be possible?

Re: Penis size

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:37 pm
by Sir William
Lots of other people have. :silence:
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Re: Penis size

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 8:15 pm
by Runaway
I know for sure that's not the case. :yes: :sexy:

Anyway, why have of you frightened all the other members away?
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Re: Penis size

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 3:57 am
by Sir William
Frightened all the members away? :hscratch: :search:

We still have of 236 of them (so far). :yes:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:10 am
by Runaway
Didn’t the Recruitment Ambassador do well! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:03 pm
by Sir William
That number is in spite of the Recruitment Ambassador, who has done nothing at all to ensaturate our membership. :duh: :roll:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:59 pm
by Runaway
Sir William wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:03 pm
That number is due to the Recruitment Ambassador, who has spared no effort to enhance our membership. :clap: :clap: :clap:
Gosh. Thank you. I am honoured. :oops:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 4:09 am
by Sir William
:magnify:

:hscratch:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:29 pm
by Runaway
Three bags full. :thumbu:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:16 pm
by Sir William
:teddythumb:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 8:31 pm
by Runaway
:wink:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 8:44 pm
by Mrs Spam
Get 30 free spins. :yes:


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Re: Penis size

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 11:24 pm
by Willy Nilly
But it's only free when I pay for it :yell:

Re: Penis size

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2021 9:35 am
by Runaway
That reminds me . . . Will all members please pay their annual subs as soon as possible.
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Re: Penis size

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:14 pm
by Sir William
Annual subscriptions? :hscratch:

I will pay them immediately. Thank you. :bigthumbsup: :mad:

Let's hope the other members follow my example. :thumbu: :bounce: :clap: