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3.9 Billion

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 13, 2021 3:05 pm

The number of wasted clitorides in the world. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 14, 2021 8:27 pm

Erm.... does "wasted" mean "overused" ?
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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 15, 2021 4:13 am

Clitorides overused? :rofl:

What planet are you living on? :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 15, 2021 8:16 pm

I don't know. Most of the time I'm enjoying the gorgeous sexual and intellectual company of v2. The rest of the time I'm drunk.

That leaves little time for contemplating the perspicasitical imponderencies of life, the universe, and everything.
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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:21 pm

:hurry: :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:23 pm

Did you know (I bet you didn't) that Emirates First Class provides Smiths crisps?
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Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:24 pm

...and the wines are absolutely wonderful? ...
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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:25 pm

Emirates First Class what? :hscratch:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 15, 2021 9:32 pm

Aeroplane Flight. You know, flying through the air? :cantlook:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 16, 2021 1:39 pm

Another complete change of subject by Mr Ru*naway in the Sexual Forum. :hurry: :hurry:

What does this tell us? :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 16, 2021 10:49 pm

It tells the members I'm clever. :yes: I can hear them all clapping all around the world! :excited:
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:hurry: :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 17, 2021 2:24 pm

Except of course Afghanistan. What a mess.
Almost overnight it's gone back to the 13th Century.

They are already painting over images of women in advertising hoardings.

I hope Europe is ready to receive 5 million migrants in one go. Like I've said before, the West is doomed.
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 17, 2021 8:08 pm

Afganistan doesn't bother me. :no:

They're closer to Australia than to the UK. :clap: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 17, 2021 10:12 pm

Kabul to you... 7,700miles.
Kabul to me... over 10,000.

Your move. :cripes:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 17, 2021 10:19 pm

:terrified:

But we don't allow any muslins into the UK. :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 17, 2021 10:25 pm

Very few in comparison with the numbers arriving soon...
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:excited:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 20, 2021 9:48 pm

Here they come...plane by plane...

Good luck.

You'll need it.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 21, 2021 1:32 pm

Not if I hide behind this large sofa. :thumbu:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 21, 2021 2:39 pm

Oi, there's not enough room for you too. Shove off.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 21, 2021 7:03 pm

:yell:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 21, 2021 10:07 pm

Bloody peasants...
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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 22, 2021 1:16 pm

There's some lovely mud down here. :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:28 pm

And v2. Stick to the mud. :wag:
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