The Mad Shed

If you have of s*xuall pleasures of the kind you will capture the pox, I heard it on the news

No. That's only captured by direct skin contact - not by penet*ration.

Well over here it says if you penetrate in a Jolly Sauna you will gett*en Monkey Pox.

I wouldn't want to be an organ grinder during these evil times

Toy monkeys are immune.



Do not have of sex with jolly monkeys.

When I was a wee knitter I utilised to go to Shepherds Bush (the market, not the shaved groin) and there was an ancient boy with two monkeys and a parrot that climbed all over you if your parents gave him a Bob - nowadays that would be a poxy thing to do

People like that should be invigorated.

for wee knitter please read wee nipper and in between times contact Mr RunAway who seems to be in hiding but still changing the words I post on posts

I hav­e ne­ver ch­anged nuffink. Wouldn't dream of it.
Don't blame me for your inibillitty to spel.

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