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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:02 pm

Sorry, I can't tell you. They're secret. :silence:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:03 pm

:grump: :tant:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Tue Feb 23, 2021 8:45 pm

Unlike the new title for Mr Nilly.

What's it to be?

He's not a bad o­ld chap and I think he's earned an upgrade. :thumbu:

What shall it be, O Great Leader?

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 24, 2021 7:27 am

He can be the New Smileymaster. :yes: :clap:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 24, 2021 8:20 am

New Smileymaster and Chief Executioner.

Yes, it has a certain ring about it. :clap: :thumbu:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:17 pm

:notlistening:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 24, 2021 8:52 pm

So it's a yes then?

After all, how many (lesser) forums have of such a prestigious member?

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu Feb 25, 2021 2:13 pm

None. :wink:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Thu Feb 25, 2021 6:32 pm

"Wi­lly Nilly, New Smileymaster and Chief Executioner"

How much will you charge him for the promotion?

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:28 pm

This has gott*en nothing to do with sex forums. :wag:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:55 pm

Your comment bears no relevance to the matter in hand, which needs to be decided before the member gets bored and clears off to the Commodore64 / Atari forum (other forums are available).

Just think how much joy he could bring as a bloodthirsty Executioner! I wonder who his first weekly victim would be! :o :cripes:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:00 pm

You probbly. :hurry:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:31 pm

Is this true, Mr Nilly? :o

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:57 am

Is what true? Me an Atari Geek? :hscratch:

No it’s not :thumbd:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 05, 2021 5:47 am

C64 then. :yes:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Mar 05, 2021 6:32 am

I’m more an Oculus geek these days. have of you tried HornpubVR yet? :excited:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:49 am

You have to join Fa*cebook for that (so I'm told :wink: ). :mad:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Mar 05, 2021 12:08 pm

Faecesbook owns Oculus and so are watching us. The Oculus Quest 2 has hand tracking which replaces the controllers with your hands. So remember to always turn hand tracking off before you watch hornpubvr :cripes:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 05, 2021 1:00 pm

Our (allegedly) respectable Chairman seems to know more about this matter than perhaps he should... :o

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:01 pm

:oops:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:44 pm

.
.

Reminder:

Mr Nilly's new title?

He's very deserving of recognition. :thumbu:

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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 06, 2021 12:52 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:06 pm

.
I'll say it ag­ain. :hurry:

Mr Nilly (valued member) wishes his title to be ch­anged to:

"Wi­lly Nilly, New Smileymaster and Chief Executioner"

As you well know.

This will be an important progression for him in his MadShed career, and may even encourage him to produce some lovely Smileys, and to carry out some bloodthirsty executions, which of course we can film and sell for my sole benefit it's not cheap living here you know the benefit of forum funds.

I assume you've read all the application forms etc., and hav­e no objection.
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:25 pm

All the Application forms? :hscratch:
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Re: New Sex Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:22 pm

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Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:25 pm
All the Application forms? :hscratch:
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