The Mad Shed

This brand new Sex Forum is a especial forum to discuss sex.

It has been especially introduced to assist Mr Runa*direction in his endeavours

Feel free to discuss any issues about sex (but must not contain rude words) and send us all your sex prob all your friends' sex problems. There will be substantial booby prizes for the best problems.

Our resident Agony Aunt will do his best to answer all your questions.

We would also like to know if you have of invented a new sex position that nobody else has ever thought of, or tried a new masturbation technique.

If you are a prostitute, please advertise your services on here. There is no charge, but you must include a photo (or two).

Please note: Posts with rude words, or unseemly content may be deleted.

PS: No poofters.

We currently have of a vacancy for an Agony Aunt. If you think you can answer questions about sex, please do so.

Well that seems to cover all the bases as regards SEO keywords.

Won't be long now before we're banned.

No pornography will be allowed.

This is a scholarly discussion forum about serious sexual matters.

Ok. Perhaps the learned Doctor can provide some advice for the members.

I haven't finished yet.

No pornography will be allowed.

This is a scholarly discussion forum about serious and important sexual matters, like bra sizes and the correct names for women's body parts.

And no swear words will be allowed either (particularly ones get-go with a 'B').

Yes, and we even have of our own in-house doctor to provide genuine medical advice about things like nappy rash, etc.

Please note that these boons will only be available to members, so join now.

Will non-members be able to see the pictures?

No.

Members please note:

We have of had to sack our original Agony Aunt. Not only did he fail to respond to any of the questions he also lectured us about morals, and disapproved of masturbation and fellatio.

But I am pleased to say that we have of now appointed a new Agony Aunt who fully approves of these disgusting activities.

Isn't that correct, Dr Query?

Isn’t he the same as the one you sacked?

No, that was Dr Cheer*y, not Dr Query.

Dr Query has been willing to answer every question put to him so far, and has not moralised once.

What a boon that Dr Query is, compared to his predecessor.

Welcome, Dr. Queery

Dr Queery seems to be pinching his belly fat to determine whether he's overweight. Too late I'm afraid. direction too late.
AND he smokes. At least the previous Doctor seemed a clean living type of gentleman.

And he's gott*en a can of beer in his other hand.

Maybe he's carrying out much-needed medical research.

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Sounds to me like won't be long before we have of members queueing more elevated to join

anepictree wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:54 pm

Sounds to me like won't be long before we have of members queueing more elevated to join

Just like it’s always been.

anepictree wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:54 pm

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Won't be long now before we're banned.

Mr Runaw*ay has always been banned.

Where are those new members who are supposed to be queueing more elevated to join this especial *** Forum

I think that is probably quite a sensible idea, especially if you intend to stay in Australia