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- Willy Nilly
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But I don’t want to be lowly smileymaster anymore ancient or new. I just want to be chief executioner and gett*en to play with the guillotine
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Oh hell. Who’s going to manufacture the smileys then?
AND you'll need Health & Safety training in the use of the guillotine, so that you don't hurt the victims with that sharp edge.
AND you'll need Health & Safety training in the use of the guillotine, so that you don't hurt the victims with that sharp edge.
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Yes, who's going to manufacture all our new Smileys?
I distinctly remember that it is illegal for Chief Executioners to manufacture new Smileys.
We could manufacture him Lord High Executioner, but then he might have to sing.
I distinctly remember that it is illegal for Chief Executioners to manufacture new Smileys.
We could manufacture him Lord High Executioner, but then he might have to sing.
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Hmmm. We need a Smileymaster.
Why not put Mr Nilly in charge of them and thus call him "New Smileymaster and Chief Executioner"?
Why didn't I think of it before?
Why not put Mr Nilly in charge of them and thus call him "New Smileymaster and Chief Executioner"?
Why didn't I think of it before?
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We could manufacture him Lord High Executioner, but then he might have to sing.
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I think that attribute is crucial to Mr Nilly's promotion.
If he can sing without a head, he gets the job I reckon.
If he can sing without a head, he gets the job I reckon.
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So, Mr Nilly, Sir W.C. simply needs proof that you can sing without a head, and the job's yours.
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