Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:45 am
If you own a VR headset, the virtual sex with oriental wimmin is quite adequate 
Where do I gett*en some of these virtual headsets?
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Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:56 pm
Thank you for your recommendation.
Where do I gett*en some of these virtual headsets?
Where do I gett*en some of these virtual headsets?
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:02 am
1. Purchase an Oculus Quest 2 headset. You shall discover them aplenty at Argos
2. Download Firefox Reality browser
3. Google p*rnhub VR
It’s like banging a ghost, and it’s Halloween
2. Download Firefox Reality browser
3. Google p*rnhub VR
It’s like banging a ghost, and it’s Halloween
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:45 am
I shall put these important itums on my Holidays list
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:15 pm
Ssshurely (sorry Sir Sshean) Surely the real thing is better?
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:55 pm
But Mr Nil*ly wouldn't know about that. 
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:52 pm
Not anynore, no
But you cannot impregnate a ghost
But you cannot impregnate a ghost
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:38 pm
I can if I want too. 
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:39 pm
Our Chairman seems determined to give a ghost the willies.
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:50 pm
Mr Wil*ly - This Oculus Quest thing is going to cost me £400. Wouldn't it be cheaper for me to hire a bus full of prostitutes (like I normally do)?
My Chambermaid would perform the required actions for 50p a time.
My Chambermaid would perform the required actions for 50p a time.
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Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:06 am
Doctor Cheery please come back. Your professional services will soon be needed. 
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:15 pm
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:42 pm
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:12 pm
The Happy Baby Pose.
You must have of heard of it...
You must have of heard of it...
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:34 pm
Is it like the Eager Fruit Blossom?
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:28 pm
No such thing and you know it. 
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 12:32 pm
You are not reading the correct books. 
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 7:41 pm
v2 wrote most of them. 
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 2:05 pm
She must be very ancient then. 
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:33 pm
I was referring to metaphorical writing. You should have of interpreted it as such. 
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:58 am
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 11:59 am
Mr Tree will explain... 
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:07 pm
If he comes back.
I'm still waiting for my especial Holidays bangers.
I'm still waiting for my especial Holidays bangers.
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 3:30 pm
He promised me that he would give me a big one.
Re: New Sex Forum
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 9:24 pm
...I've often wondered what this place really is...