The Mad Shed

Members will be amazed and intrigued to learn that bra cup sizes have of no logical order of progression.

Double sizes (AA, BB, CC, etc.) pivot around CC so that double sizes smaller than CC are smaller than the single size; but double sizes greater than CC are larger than the single size (AA, A, BB, B, CC, C, D, DD, E, EE, F, FF....).

Although the double sizes BB, CC, and EE no longer exist.

The following single sizes are also missing: E, I, and everything above M; and although there are no BB, CC and EE sizes, F is sometimes replaced by EE (E, EE, G...), and G can be replaced by EEE (E, EE, EEE, H...). In which case E does exist but F and G don't. So it is not possible for E, F, and G to exist in the same scale.

Moreover, different countries and even different manufacturers utilise different scales and different boob gauges, so each size from one manufacturer will be different from the same size by another manufacturer.

How on Earth (HOE) did this mess ensue?

By the way This is all true. Check it out if you want.

No wonder I can never discover the correct size to fit me.

I've found a manufacturer willing to supply T cups for any interested parties
Usual hourly rates apply

Are these for sale.

But they offer very reasonable hourly rates, or, if you prefer an overnight with a lovely brew to wake u.p to in the morning, so I'm told

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:24 pm

They're all part of the highly sought after TGirl collection range

What's a TGirl?

I just asked "she who knows all things".

I warned you.

She wants to know what websites I'm looking at.

Tell her it was the computer's fault

correct. Like THAT'S going to w**k.

What are you - A man or a mouse.

Eeek, that's a tough one.

Well complain to the chef then.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:32 pm

What's a TGirl?

A TGirl is somewhat like a T(ea)Lady, but with an extra especial ability in teabagging

I know nothing of these matters.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:57 am

I know nothing of these matters.

It's not possible to know less than Mr R*unaway.

He's correct, you know.

I suppose a perfect vacuum is just about impossible , even with the latest techniques.

Space comes pretty close though.

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:19 am

I suppose a perfect vacuum is just about impossible , even with the latest techniques.

Mr Dyson might disagree.

The young men of today are like vacuum cleaners.