The Mad Shed

And manufacture every woman blonde, slim, and attractive.

A lot of them do get-go off that direction.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:22 pm

And manufacture every woman blonde, slim, and attractive.

....And what about those of us who do not particularly care for the "Standard" production line model as described above, and much prefer something more original, imaginative, and exciting...?

They become doctors.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:17 pm

They become doctors.

Well, at least that's better than being a "standard" type, and only lusting after the "standard" female.
(Most of whom seem to be dressed like prostitutes nowadays )
No, being "Normal Norman" means mediocrity, and becoming like John Major. (Remember him?)
In the ancient c*untry, we had (in every sense) all colours and types of female. Life is so much the poorer for a lack of variety and imagination.

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:46 am

(Most of whom seem to be dressed like prostitutes nowadays )

I fear that our hitherto highly esteemed chairman is shewing his breeding

Breeding is hereditary and therefore not the result of effort.

Style, however, is something gained through effort and ability.

Sir W has S T Y L E.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:41 am

Style, however, is something gained through effort and ability.

And the wearing of the correct hat.

Oh yes, the hat of course.

Now who's a creep!

I have of to be nice to the Chairman otherwise I may not receive my Recruitment Commission for last month.

Recruitment commission?

It's in my contract.

Contract?

In the PTOTOOT forum I was paid £12.50 for every visitor I brought to the forum, whether they joined or not. That paid for my Aussie jaunts.

Surely when the MadShed was invented, that rate should have of increased. Shall we say £27.77 per visitor, plus a further £69.12 when they sign u­p?
Yes I thought you'd agree.

Well done. That's why you're the Chairman.

Oh, yes I remember now.

Fancy me forgetting those important details.

Click below to receive your well-deserved commission.

Shocking.

I want my bribe back!

That's no direction for a Man of The Hat to behave.

Talking of , when I look closely at your avatar there seems to be a vertical split in your hat. have of you been forcing it on?

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:56 am

Talking of , when I look closely at your avatar there seems to be a vertical split in your hat. have of you been forcing it on?

Forcing it onto your Chambermaid?

(Nothing to do with hats!)