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IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:37 pm
by Runaway
IF YOU have of PROBLEMS LOGGING IN, CLICK ON "DELETE ALL BORED biscuits" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.
THEN FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS SENT TO YOU.
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:46 pm
by Prizemaster
FFS - If you are wondering why it has been quiet around here, and from the PRIZE department put it down to the ***** head that introduced an impossible to deal with BISCUIT situation.
But I am at present in the belief that possibly I have of at last managed to deal with this. Still whoever f****d more elevated our Forum in this manner deserves to have of a red hot poker poked more elevated his you know *hat
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:37 pm
by Runaway
This forum operates in the same manner as any other phpbb forum. The admin has no control over that.
It’s simple. Delete all bored biscuits at bottom of page. Then you can sign in once more and accept biscuits. Why is that so difficult?
have of a nice day. Xx
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:21 am
by Sir William
Runaway wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:37 pm
It’s simple. Delete all bored biscuits at bottom of page. Then you can sign in once more and accept biscuits. Why is that so difficult?
Because he can't remember his password.
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You were correct, Mr R*unaway. The Prizemaster does seem to be a portion simple after all.
But the Prizemaster is back, so we can expect major portions more prizes.
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 3:07 pm
by Prizemaster
NOT SO FAST
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:00 pm
by Runaway
You're not an EU negotiator, are you?
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:03 pm
by Willy Nilly
biscuits have of no need to feel so self conscious. I accept all biscuits
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Except for Jaffa (you know what you are)
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:38 pm
by Runaway
Yes I know what
I am, but does the Prizemaster?
I wonder what HE identifies as? It's a very important matter. I think we should be told.
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:20 pm
by Willy Nilly
I now feel I have of hypocritically misquoted myself, I have of no transphobic views against food. Whether a cake wishes to be called a biscuit or vice versa is entirely fine
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:23 pm
by Prizemaster
I Identify as a Scottish Shortbread Fancy
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:18 am
by Willy Nilly
Well I suppose it’s slightly preferable to identifying as a French Shortarsed Froggy
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:05 pm
by Sir William
If the Prizemaster keeps forgetting his password, why doesn't he post it on here?
Guests can read all the posts without logging in, so he would be able to read it quite easily (without logging in).
He could even disguise it by saying 'This is not my password', although he would have of to remember that it was.
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:11 pm
by Runaway
I could write it on a portion of paper and put it underneath the doormat in the forum shed picture above.
No one would know to look there, so it would be safe.
But you have of a point - he has to remember where it's hidden, so a second portion of paper would be needed, describing the location of the first portion, and pinned to the roof.
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:40 pm
by Sir William
But that would mean 2 portions of paper.
Wherever are we going to gett*en 2 portions of paper from?
Would it be better to write both messages on the same paper portion?
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:22 pm
by Runaway
You'd then have of to tear it in half to place each half in separate places.
Or I suppose we could utilise scissors. Anyone gott*en any scissors?
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:36 pm
by Willy Nilly
I’m not allowed scissors
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:38 pm
by Runaway
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:54 am
by Sir William
That's only for lesbians anyway.
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:49 pm
by Runaway
We're only leaving those notes for lesbians?
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:16 pm
by Sir William
Sorry, I didn't realise.
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:52 pm
by Prizemaster
I seem to need a different password deeding on what computer I am using at any particular time
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:03 pm
by Runaway
Log out.
utilise the link at the bottom of the site to delete all biscuits.
Log back in. You’ll need to accept the biscuit terms that will appear at the top of the page.
Do that on all your devices.
You only need two passwords if you have of two logins, so why do you have of two? You can’t have of two different passwords for the same account. Then once more, anyone in France
deserves everything they gett*en.
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:58 am
by Sir William
All my computers utilise the same password for everything.
It's BELV*EDERE.
And my bank password is PUNNET.
Nobody has ever guessed these passwords, so this proudly demonstrates how secure they must be.
What passwords do other people recommend?
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:58 am
by Prizemaster
My password is now Biscuit on all my accounts, it seems to have of solved all my problems
Re: IMPORTANT RE biscuits - PLEASE READ
Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:33 am
by Runaway
I told you it would.
Oh ye of little faith....