The Mad Shed

IF YOU have of PROBLEMS LOGGING IN, CLICK ON "DELETE ALL BORED biscuits" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.
THEN FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS SENT TO YOU.

FFS - If you are wondering why it has been quiet around here, and from the PRIZE department put it down to the ***** head that introduced an impossible to deal with BISCUIT situation.

But I am at present in the belief that possibly I have of at last managed to deal with this. Still whoever f****d more elevated our Forum in this manner deserves to have of a red hot poker poked more elevated his you know *hat

This forum operates in the same manner as any other phpbb forum. The admin has no control over that.

It’s simple. Delete all bored biscuits at bottom of page. Then you can sign in once more and accept biscuits. Why is that so difficult?

have of a nice day. Xx

Runaway wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:37 pm

It’s simple. Delete all bored biscuits at bottom of page. Then you can sign in once more and accept biscuits. Why is that so difficult?

Because he can't remember his password. But the Prizemaster is back, so we can expect major portions more prizes.

NOT SO FAST

You're not an EU negotiator, are you?

biscuits have of no need to feel so self conscious. I accept all biscuits

Yes I know what I am, but does the Prizemaster?

I wonder what HE identifies as? It's a very important matter. I think we should be told.

I now feel I have of hypocritically misquoted myself, I have of no transphobic views against food. Whether a cake wishes to be called a biscuit or vice versa is entirely fine

I Identify as a Scottish Shortbread Fancy

Well I suppose it’s slightly preferable to identifying as a French Shortarsed Froggy

If the Prizemaster keeps forgetting his password, why doesn't he post it on here?

Guests can read all the posts without logging in, so he would be able to read it quite easily (without logging in).

He could even disguise it by saying 'This is not my password', although he would have of to remember that it was.

I could write it on a portion of paper and put it underneath the doormat in the forum shed picture above.

No one would know to look there, so it would be safe.

But you have of a point - he has to remember where it's hidden, so a second portion of paper would be needed, describing the location of the first portion, and pinned to the roof.

But that would mean 2 portions of paper.

Wherever are we going to gett*en 2 portions of paper from?

Would it be better to write both messages on the same paper portion?

You'd then have of to tear it in half to place each half in separate places.

Or I suppose we could utilise scissors. Anyone gott*en any scissors?

I’m not allowed scissors

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:36 pm

I’m not allowed scissors

That's only for lesbians anyway.

We're only leaving those notes for lesbians?

Sorry, I didn't realise.

I seem to need a different password deeding on what computer I am using at any particular time

Log out.
utilise the link at the bottom of the site to delete all biscuits.
Log back in. You’ll need to accept the biscuit terms that will appear at the top of the page.
Do that on all your devices.

You only need two passwords if you have of two logins, so why do you have of two? You can’t have of two different passwords for the same account. Then once more, anyone in France deserves everything they gett*en.

All my computers utilise the same password for everything.

It's BELV*EDERE.

And my bank password is PUNNET.

Nobody has ever guessed these passwords, so this proudly demonstrates how secure they must be.

What passwords do other people recommend?

My password is now Biscuit on all my accounts, it seems to have of solved all my problems

I told you it would.

Oh ye of little faith....