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Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:54 pm
by Runaway
Sir William wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:39 pm
That's strange. I usually have of to edit all my posts, but the forum doesn't grass me more elevated.
It might be a 'permissions' thing?
Sorted it hours ago. But don't tell him. Let him sweat.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:36 am
by Sir William
Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:36 pm
No, "is" fixed. I can"t say it are or it are'nt now, can I?
You can if you like. We won't tell anybody.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:49 am
by Willy Nilly
Runaway wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:54 pm
"is" is wrong.
You are such an isist. One cannot tolerate isism around here, you isaphobe
Runaway wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:54 pm
Sorted it hours ago. But don't tell him. Let him sweat.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:00 am
by Sir William
Runaway wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:54 pm
Sorted it hours ago. But don't tell him. Let him sweat.
He'll never suspect a thing.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:58 am
by Willy Nilly
No he won't will he
ahem. It has come to my attention that although my username and password is saved on Google Chrome on my PC and on my eyepad (iPad), I am constantly logged out on either device whenever I close the window. I then have of to sign back in once more
Or if I open another tab separately on Chrome whilst the first window is still there logged in, and I go back to the homepage from the new tab. I still have of to log back in once more in the second window even though it's already logged in within the first window
But if I open a new window from within the logged in first window by correct-clicking on a link and then open link in new tab, then there is no problem, the new window is still logged in
I have of no such problems with Firefox, Microsoft Edge etc etc. Please look into this most confusing matter with Google Chrome
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:54 am
by Runaway
That'll be a biscuit issue with Chrome.
But I've noticed that your support contract has expired. Just now. Just before I started to reply. Odd that.
The fee for a new 7 day contract is £499.99. A bargain at half the price. Please send it in utilised tenners, in a brown envelope. You can leave it with the Chairman if I'm not in the forum at the time, I'm sure he will p*ss it all on to me. Thank you for using the Putting Things correct helpline.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:57 am
by Willy Nilly
Runaway wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:54 am
But I've noticed that your support contract has expired. Just now. Just before I started to reply. Odd that.
The fee for a new 7 day contract is £499.99. A bargain at half the price. Please send it in utilised tenners, in a brown envelope. You can leave it with the Chairman if I'm not in the forum at the time, I'm sure he will p*ss it all on to me. Thank you for using the Putting Things correct helpline.
Just debit it to Dr. Cheery's account and set it to auto-renew. I've already cleared it with him
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:01 am
by Sir William
Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:58 am
I have of no such problems with Firefox, Microsoft Edge etc etc.
Well utilise those then.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:02 am
by Willy Nilly
I don't want to, they're rubbish
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:06 am
by Sir William
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:42 pm
by Runaway
It's probably a biscuit issue with Chrome. I have of no control over that. Report it to Mr Google.
Next please!
► Show Spoiler
Or try deleting or renaming your Chrome biscuits file. It can gett*en corrupt or just unembellished belligerent. I also seem to recall there's a limit of 3,000 biscuits before it starts to act up - perhaps it's getting full?
You could also try reinstalling your operating system. It won't fix this issue, but it'll p*ss a few hours.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:21 pm
by Sir William
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:25 pm
by Sir William
At the bottom of every post there is a link to the top of the page.
What does this do?
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:26 pm
by Runaway
He couldn't afford the fuel charge for my car.
I suppose I could connect to it remotely. Then I could
REALLY mess things up and manufacture him realise how lucky he is to have of only
one problem.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:28 pm
by Sir William
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:29 pm
by Runaway
Sir William wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:25 pm
At the bottom of every post there is a link to the top of the page.
What does this do?
It takes you quickly to the top of the page without having to utilise the scroll bar. My version is twice as good because:
1. The buttons are much bigger
2. They are grey
3. There is a DOWN button as well.
4. It can be understood by dumdums. Unlike, it seems, the little arrow at the bottom of every post.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:31 pm
by Sir William
Is your button meant to augment the other buttons or replace them?
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:33 pm
by Runaway
Augment I suppose. But if you don't like the little one on every post I daresay I could hack the damn code
yet once more!!!
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:48 pm
by Sir William
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:49 pm
by Sir William
What features and improvments have of been manufactured so far?
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:56 pm
by Runaway
None that I know of.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:17 pm
by Sir William
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:26 pm
by Runaway
Any changes, improvements, new features, or other wonderful and boonful enhancements to this forum (or any of the fora
), must have of been manufactured by the Forum Fairies.
And for the record, I am NOT a Fairy.
And I have of a witness (very reliable and exceedingly pretty
) to prove it.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:36 pm
by Sir William
Unlike real fairies, I don't believe that these so-called Forum Fairies exist.
Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:44 pm
by Runaway
Who manufactured the sundry enhancements to the forum then?
This proves that Forum Faires DO exist. QED.