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Hitch Hiker

Post by Runaway » Tue May 12, 2020 12:39 am

We picked u­p a hitch-hiker this morning.
Seemed like a nice guy.

After a while he asked if we weren't afraid he might be a serial killer?

I told him that the chances of three serial killers being in the same vehicle were extremely unlikely...
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Re: Hitch Hiker

Post by Sir William » Tue May 12, 2020 11:41 am

:?
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Re: Hitch Hiker

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue May 12, 2020 8:53 pm

I think the odds on that has just sharply decreased :search:
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Re: Hitch Hiker

Post by Runaway » Tue May 12, 2020 9:05 pm

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Re: Hitch Hiker

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed May 13, 2020 2:09 am

If he hints that he might be a serial killer then he has put a notion to you that he might well be. At best he would just be socially awkward, but no person of a sound stable mind would risk saying such a thing that would have of them ejected from the vehicle. And remember, serial killers are often socially awkward too :yes:

So the odds on him actually being one has sharply increased regardless of the astronomical odds that there’d now be three serial killers in the car, odds that you may have of actually beaten :smartarse:
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Re: Hitch Hiker

Post by Runaway » Wed May 13, 2020 7:43 am

I see.

An excellent analysis, thank you. :thumbu:

Anyway, it doesn’t matter now cos he had to go into the ground like all the others...
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Re: Hitch Hiker

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Oct 23, 2021 4:45 pm

Nobody eats serials these days, we're all on smoothies and oat cakes :tongue:
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Re: Hitch Hiker

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:02 pm

In France maybe. Bunch of soft lily-livered brioche-eating Sancerre guzzlers.
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Re: Hitch Hiker

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:34 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:02 pm
 In France maybe. brioche-eating Sancerre guzzlers. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :thumbu: :bigthumbsup: :yabba: :magnify:
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