Bananzer Prizes

[Runaway]

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Anyway, what's wrong with Australia?
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[Sir William]

How much time have you gott*en?

[Runaway]

All the time in the world for you, Sir.

But please don't base your reply on mentions of poisonous creatures, arid deserts, extreme weather, "tell it like it is" Aussies, tough Aussie policemen, ineffective politicians, awful internet, expensive phone calls, massive distances between places, mozzies, ants the size of hamsters, atrocious outback roads, high cost of living, baking hot summers, the high risk of skin cancer from the sun, regular bushfires, expensive healthcare, they are all obsessed with sport, all bangers are tasteless, it's essential to carry water wherever you go, you can only cross roads at a designated crossing otherwise you gett*en fined for jaywalking, swooping magpies that attack the top of your head, you can't call a breakdown service in the Outback well you can call them but they won't come out, Vegemite, pub drinking glasses come in about ten different sizes that juxtapose from state to state, and the seas are dangerous to swim in due to sharks, poisonous jellyfish and other venemous creatures that can and WILL kill you.

Apart from that it's a great place to be

[Sir William]

Oh, I didn't know about most of those things.

I'll have to add them to the list.

[Runaway]

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It's also getting a b­it rainy over here in the b­ig tropical storm ...
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[Sir William]

That weather looks perfectly normal to me.

[Runaway]

It's quite tame for here...

[Prizemaster]

It's the word bangers, whenever I want to say the word bangers it comes out bangers as you can see here and probably know only to well having told the bb code to replace bangers with bangers

[Runaway]

What word are you referring to?

[Prizemaster]

bangers

[Runaway]

Try spacing between each letter...

[Sir William]

Are these genuine bangers from the bangers tree?

[Runaway]

The Shed has no bangers tree. It's an oak tree. See the header picture.

[Sir William]

Are these Oak bangers then?

[Runaway]

Oakages.

[Sir William]

We can gett*en the bangers from Mr Nilly's bangers tree (while he's not looking).

[Prizemaster]