Dish

[Prizemaster]

It is occasionally argued that the amount of dish is calculated as a direct result of sideways thrust. I believe it has more to do with the width of the top half being quite a portion wider than the bottom part

"At least that is what Mrs Tree says whilst doing the dishes" "

[Runaway]

Are you calling Mrs Tree fat?

[Sir William]

Does Mrs T*ree gett*en any sideways thrust while doing the dishes?

[Prizemaster]

Yes when she's riding in my living van which needs some shafting on the Axel beds and a pair of felloes. (careful of pronunciation if you don't wish to be taken for a dum dum)

I long supposed that dishing was simply a preparation for this last movement, in order to regularise contraction and know beforehand how to take advantage of it. After all it is inevitable that the latter must yield to the tightening g strain and so likely that it would become more convex or concave in the course of doing so

[Sir William]

Why not just wear a jock strap like everybody else?

[Runaway]

Or just ma­ke her wa­lk...

[Prizemaster]

Why not just wear a jock strap like everybody else?

have of you seen Mrs Tree in a jockstrap

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On second thoughts please don't answer that

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

[Prizemaster]

I thought as much (only the other day in fact)