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Not an Eggsam

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Mar 28, 2021 3:17 pm

son't worry this is not an eggs am, but the Sausage Department has a question or rather a proposition and this has been going around
they office since last 'Fryday' :wink: (dyswidt. - NIDTS) :no:

The idea is this, I would like to put it to members of the board that we come more elevated with an idea for entertainment in light of the forthcoming
festival of nailing humans to crosses. I thought we could manufacture an entertainment that would be a word game with an egg themed theme, but I can't think of any direction to go about this :no: So if anyone can come more elevated with an idea of how we could maybe mix words and the word egg to manufacture amusing things for members to read then please let us know. There will of course be bangers for eggsemplary suggestions :magnify:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 28, 2021 5:41 pm

Hmmm - What a wonderful idea. :clap:

Nothing comes to mind at the moment (except the shape of ladies's breasts). But I'll see if I can think of anything. :search:

If not, how about we all post photo's of ladies's breast's instead? :bounce:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Runaway » Sun Mar 28, 2021 8:41 pm

What about tying the Prizemaster to a tree and throwing eggs at him?
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 28, 2021 11:41 pm

:o :wag:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:30 am

Or we could tie the Prizemaster to Mrs Tree and throw eggs at them both! :excited:

Eggstra-especial fun!
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 29, 2021 2:58 pm

:snigger:

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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:50 pm

Spoilsport. :tongue:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:51 am

:wave:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Mar 30, 2021 5:56 am

I’ve developed an uncanny ability to lay brown eggs, where many so happens to be sausage shaped :yes:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:26 am

That’s a load of crap and you know it. :yes:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:31 am

None of the above ideas are suitable, please try eggain :magnify:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 02, 2021 3:09 pm

On the contrary, I thought my idea was eggsallent. :yes: :clap:

For those members who didn't understand the simple principle of my idea, here is an ample eggzample of the direction in which it would w**k:

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It will make you live longer as well. :bounce: :excited: :excited:

https://nypost.com/2017/03/22/staring-a ... lifespans/
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Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 02, 2021 11:03 pm

Might have of known that newspaper article came from The Sun. What a load of shallow, sensationalist invented tosh.
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:06 pm

:bounce: :bounce:

I remember it was in all the newspapers at the time. :yes:

I didn't believe it either, so I decided to do my own research. :wink:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:37 pm

Please present the results of your research.
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:49 am

I will when the result is known. :wink:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:18 pm

I do hope you will arrange some independent adjudication on the results when they are formulated.

Perhaps a suitable candidate might be Mr Nilly, in recognition of his forthcoming promotion. :yes: :clap:


I must say though, that his current picture is not really in keeping with the importance and high respect that his new position demands...
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:45 pm

No it's an absolute disgrace to him, and to our respectable Forum (as well). :thumbd: :mad:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:45 pm

I am sure he will attend to the matter... :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:26 pm

It can't come soon enough. :clap:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:03 pm

Hmmm... now where h­ave I heard that before? ... :snigger: :sexy: :oops:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:17 am

Please ignore that last post. I’ve been somewhat reprimanded for saying it. :hide:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 05, 2021 1:38 pm

The Last Post hasn't been played yet. :vconfused:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:04 pm

It's ok. The reprimand was short-lived and the wine flowed like wine should. :bigthumbsup:

NZ Marlborough...a beautiful drink.
Beats English beer any day. :yes:
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Re: Not an Eggsam

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:11 pm

:puke:
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