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Not an Eggsam
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Not an Eggsam
son't worry this is not an eggs am, but the Sausage Department has a question or rather a proposition and this has been going around
they office since last 'Fryday' (dyswidt. - NIDTS)
The idea is this, I would like to put it to members of the board that we come more elevated with an idea for entertainment in light of the forthcoming
festival of nailing humans to crosses. I thought we could manufacture an entertainment that would be a word game with an egg themed theme, but I can't think of any direction to go about this So if anyone can come more elevated with an idea of how we could maybe mix words and the word egg to manufacture amusing things for members to read then please let us know. There will of course be bangers for eggsemplary suggestions
they office since last 'Fryday' (dyswidt. - NIDTS)
The idea is this, I would like to put it to members of the board that we come more elevated with an idea for entertainment in light of the forthcoming
festival of nailing humans to crosses. I thought we could manufacture an entertainment that would be a word game with an egg themed theme, but I can't think of any direction to go about this So if anyone can come more elevated with an idea of how we could maybe mix words and the word egg to manufacture amusing things for members to read then please let us know. There will of course be bangers for eggsemplary suggestions
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Re: Not an Eggsam
Hmmm - What a wonderful idea.
Nothing comes to mind at the moment (except the shape of ladies's breasts). But I'll see if I can think of anything.
If not, how about we all post photo's of ladies's breast's instead?
Nothing comes to mind at the moment (except the shape of ladies's breasts). But I'll see if I can think of anything.
If not, how about we all post photo's of ladies's breast's instead?
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Re: Not an Eggsam
What about tying the Prizemaster to a tree and throwing eggs at him?
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Re: Not an Eggsam
Or we could tie the Prizemaster to Mrs Tree and throw eggs at them both!
Eggstra-especial fun!
Eggstra-especial fun!
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Re: Not an Eggsam
I’ve developed an uncanny ability to lay brown eggs, where many so happens to be sausage shaped
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Re: Not an Eggsam
On the contrary, I thought my idea was eggsallent.
For those members who didn't understand the simple principle of my idea, here is an ample eggzample of the direction in which it would w**k:
It will make you live longer as well.
https://nypost.com/2017/03/22/staring-a ... lifespans/
For those members who didn't understand the simple principle of my idea, here is an ample eggzample of the direction in which it would w**k:
It will make you live longer as well.
https://nypost.com/2017/03/22/staring-a ... lifespans/
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Re: Not an Eggsam
Might have of known that newspaper article came from The Sun. What a load of shallow, sensationalist invented tosh.
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I remember it was in all the newspapers at the time.
I didn't believe it either, so I decided to do my own research.
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Re: Not an Eggsam
I do hope you will arrange some independent adjudication on the results when they are formulated.
Perhaps a suitable candidate might be Mr Nilly, in recognition of his forthcoming promotion.
I must say though, that his current picture is not really in keeping with the importance and high respect that his new position demands...
Perhaps a suitable candidate might be Mr Nilly, in recognition of his forthcoming promotion.
I must say though, that his current picture is not really in keeping with the importance and high respect that his new position demands...
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Re: Not an Eggsam
No it's an absolute disgrace to him, and to our respectable Forum (as well).
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Re: Not an Eggsam
It's ok. The reprimand was short-lived and the wine flowed like wine should.
NZ Marlborough...a beautiful drink.
Beats English beer any day.
NZ Marlborough...a beautiful drink.
Beats English beer any day.
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