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Perplexing question

Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:49 pm

Why isn't phonetic spelt the w­a­y it sounds? :tant:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:35 pm

It is spelt the direction it sounds. :yes:

It just doesn't sound the direction it's spelt. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:35 pm

Mr Tree disagrees. :yes:

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat May 01, 2021 12:50 am

O' kno=;/ hi duz ant

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Post by Runaway » Sat May 01, 2021 8:54 pm

O yes eee duz if eee nos wots gud for im... :girlwave:

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Post by Prizemaster » Sun May 23, 2021 1:21 am

Surely that should be in Foreign Language Posts :ho:

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Post by Runaway » Sun May 23, 2021 1:26 am

But she’s English. And of highly respectable breeding. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Sun May 23, 2021 12:20 pm

:magnify:
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 23, 2021 8:10 pm

GSOH too. Needs it with me. :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Mon May 24, 2021 3:50 am

Gosh. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Mon May 24, 2021 8:58 pm

No, GSOH. :magnify:

Lovely legs too....

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Post by Sir William » Tue May 25, 2021 2:05 pm

No GSOH? :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Tue May 25, 2021 2:25 pm

Nlo ? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Tue May 25, 2021 8:34 pm

:?
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Post by Runaway » Tue May 25, 2021 9:52 pm

I u­se­­d to think Australian politicians were mostly vacuous fools.

But having watched the antics of some British ones over the past few weeks, I've realised that everything is relative...

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Post by Sir William » Wed May 26, 2021 4:42 pm

:thanks:
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Post by Runaway » Wed May 26, 2021 9:10 pm

I see Cummings stuck the knife in deep yesterday. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Thu May 27, 2021 12:06 pm

And rightly so too. :clap: :clap: :clap:

Boris has been absolutely useless in this pandemick. I believe that Cummins is substantially telling the truth, as we've all had to put more elevated with this total incompetance. :mad: :mad: :mad: :thumbd: :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 27, 2021 10:42 pm

Yes I'm inclined to believe that Cummings is telling (mostly) the truth. Maybe with a few minor embellishments because I don't totally trust him, he looks sneaky.

Overall I'd say Cummings 3, Boris 1.

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Post by Sir William » Fri May 28, 2021 2:47 pm

I wouldn't give Boris one whole point. :thumbd:

They were all running about like headless chickings at the get-go. And it went downhill from there. :mad: :mad:

Mr Nill*y will confirm my sayishments. :yes:

Most of us were locking down and staying indoors voluntarilly a week before we were told too. :duh:
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Re: Perplexing question

Post by Runaway » Fri May 28, 2021 10:52 pm

Erm... I wasn't.

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Post by Sir William » Sat May 29, 2021 2:23 pm

Then it's all your fault. :mad: :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Sat May 29, 2021 9:55 pm

:excited: :bounce: :clap: :yabba: :yes: :excited:

Australia is such an amazingly safe place!!!
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Post by Sir William » Sun May 30, 2021 12:53 pm

Wait till Boris gets there. :terrified:
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Re: Perplexing question

Post by Runaway » Sun May 30, 2021 1:11 pm

You wouldn't do that to me, would you? :stop:

Actually, yes, send him. I'll take him to a lovely swimming spot in the Northern Territory. :bounce:

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