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Post by Runaway » Mon May 03, 2021 1:29 pm

No, I couldn't burden you with that burdensome burden.

I'll take care of it, don't fret. :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Mon May 03, 2021 4:07 pm

:thanks:
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Post by Runaway » Mon May 03, 2021 8:50 pm

But as I said, please don't alert Mr Nilly to our scam. :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Mon May 03, 2021 10:11 pm

He's so dumb he'll not suspect a thing. :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Sat May 08, 2021 8:28 pm

And now the Chairman himself* has gone missing. :cantlook:

* In these days of stupidity, perhaps I should say "theirself" ? :hurry:

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Post by Sir William » Sun May 09, 2021 1:11 pm

German sausages are the wurst. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 09, 2021 1:40 pm

I’ve just received a phone call saying I’ve won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show, then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show....

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Post by Sir William » Sun May 09, 2021 8:57 pm

Was any specific footware specified? :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 09, 2021 9:39 pm

Something about blue shoes... I didn't understand. :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Mon May 10, 2021 12:57 pm

:bigthumbsup:
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Post by Runaway » Tue May 11, 2021 12:04 am

Anyway, suppose the Prizemaster never comes back, and neither does Mr Nilly?

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Post by Sir William » Tue May 11, 2021 3:37 am

I think that's a given. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue May 11, 2021 9:35 am

Do you think they've eloped together? :o :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Tue May 11, 2021 3:50 pm

No, nothing as serious as that.

They're probbly just having sex. :duh:

In any case, we've still gott*en the other 234 members, so there will be no need for any concern. :no: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 14, 2021 11:49 pm

Those 234 seem mighty quiet at present, though... :?

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Post by Sir William » Sat May 15, 2021 2:43 pm

Their messages don't seem to be getting through. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Sat May 15, 2021 8:50 pm

There messages ... threw.

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Post by Sir William » Sat May 15, 2021 9:12 pm

:sorry:

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Post by Runaway » Sat May 15, 2021 10:16 pm

I should think so.

It's about time you learned how to PPP. (Pierce Paper Properly). :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Sun May 16, 2021 2:23 pm

:toss:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 20, 2021 8:08 pm

Dear Esteamed Chairman, re the PM you sent me yesterday concerning Mr Nilly and Mr Tree, I don't seem able to access the link, and my reply to you has bounced back. Please clarify...

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Post by Sir William » Sat May 22, 2021 2:27 pm

The link between the Prizemaster and Mr N*illy? :hscratch:

That must be the Prizemaster's penis, I suppose. :o

If it bounced back, it serves them jolly well right. :wag:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sun May 23, 2021 1:20 am

The Prizemaster has been in hiding because he knew MR RunAway would be voting in the Italians in the Eurovision and well, he just knew he wouldn't be able to cope. Still it's over now and although one Eurovision song contest is worse than a world pandemic of Covid United at least the former is now finished, dead and buried :excited: :yabba: :yes:

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Post by Runaway » Sun May 23, 2021 1:24 am

The U.K. was robbed. Nil points indeed. Oh the shame... :hide:

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Post by Sir William » Sun May 23, 2021 12:19 pm

That's far more points than they deserved. :thumbd: :duh:
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