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by Runaway » Fri Jul 23, 2021 11:46 am
There will be a fire alarm test today at 1pm UK time.
When you hear the bells, please make your direction in an orderly fashion to the nearest exit and wait outside for the current Fire Monitor to come along and make a list of your names.
Once it's been established that everyone is accounted for, the bells will be silenced and you may all go about whatever you were doing before the bells rang.
Members will be pleased to be thus reminded that their personal safety is being looked after in this meticulous manner.
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by Sir William » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:08 pm
When is this excitement going to happen?
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by Runaway » Sat Jul 24, 2021 12:25 am
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by Sir William » Sat Jul 24, 2021 2:15 pm
Has my personal safety been appointed yet?
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by Runaway » Tue Jul 27, 2021 7:12 am
Personal safety is only for the Aloof. Sorry if that causes you . . . distress.
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by Runaway » Tue Jul 27, 2021 8:52 pm
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by Sir William » Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:50 pm
What about the Elite?
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by Runaway » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:44 pm
What about the Aloof, you mean.
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by Sir William » Wed Jul 28, 2021 1:07 pm
I don't know any aloofs.
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by Runaway » Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:14 pm
What are we all shooting at?
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by Runaway » Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:33 pm
I didn’t realise we were firing flame guns.
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