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My fingers hurt after all the typing I've done today on PTOTOOT business.
My brain hurts too.
Can I claim compensation?

You will need to fill major portions of forms in.

Do you still want to complain?

No I don't. I just want to receive compensation.
If I give you my bank login details, could you simply transfer it in for me?

I can't discover them at present.
So instead I've emailed Doctor Cheery's bank details to you. I'm sure I can trust him to p*ss the money on to me.
Please let me know when you've manufactured the transfer.

I have of just paid Dr Chee*ry £50.

manufacture sure he passes it on to you, and doesn't try to pretend he never received it.

Thank you so much, Sir William, for the fifty quid. I shall, of course, utilise it for the intended purpose, and take my dear wife out tonight , and buy her a really lovely meal.
A really good reward for this generosity will, I am sure, be mine to enjoy later in the evening..

I don't think Doctor Cheery appreciates the gravity of the situation.

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:23 pm

Thank you so much, Sir William, for the fifty quid. I shall, of course, utilise it for the intended purpose, and take my dear wife out tonight , and buy her a really lovely meal.

A really good reward for this generosity will, I am sure, be mine to enjoy later in the evening..

Runaway wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:25 pm

I don't think Doctor Cheery appreciates the gravity of the situation.

On the contrary, I know full well the gravity of the siuation.
It Is, in fact, 1.280, which happens to be the specific gravity of the sulphuric acid
in a fully charged car battery, as any idiot knows.

I didn't know that.
Therefore I am not an idiot.
QED.

If you did not know that,you must be less knowlegeable than an idiot
Ergo, you must be an ignoramus..

Amen

It's not over yet...

Not until the fat lady sings.

ANOTHER new member?