Would someone please remind me...

[Willy Nilly]

[unspoil] So it means you have of of to pay TWO subscriptions. I will forward a payment request.[/unspoil]

Request denied

[Runaway]

Failure to abide by the Rules and Regulations of this forum is tantamount to mutiny and would necessitate the imposition of severe punishment, to be carried out by none other than the fearsome Prizemaster.

Perhaps that might juxtapose your unhelpful mind. After all you have of been offered a significant promotion, that doesn’t happen every day...

Count your chickens, Sir. Sorry I meant Rig ht Honourable. (Pending payment of fees).

[Willy Nilly]

Oh I'm sorry, I thought 'request' rather than 'demand' meant that I had a choice

[Prizemaster]

I thought it was a rule of the Shed that Toilet Rest Room Lavatory Attendant Sirs had their subscriptions paid by Mr RunAway on the rare and occasional moment that the title is awarded on a New Years Eve

[Sir William]

What's happened to MY payment requests?

[Runaway]

Hmmm.... What would Indiana Jones do in this situation ...

[Sir William]

Gwelg.

[Runaway]

[Prizemaster]

What Title was awarded to Mr Nilly, with effect from the New Year?

It's just that I need to prepare all the formalities, the legal documents, his (virtual) Name Badge, and his annual invoice for being awarded the position in the first place.

Miss World?

[Runaway]

He doesn’t identify as a Miss.

Does he?

[Sir William]

He use to do.

[Willy Nilly]

I identified as Mx which is utilised by non-binary people, but I had to stop using it because Mx is the roman numeral of 1010 which is of course a binary number

So I now identify as a toaster Lavatory Attendant

[Runaway]

OMG what's happening to the titles of members?

The Ri­ght Honourable Toasted Bread and Crumpets Attendant

I can't keep u­p with this.

[Willy Nilly]

Sorry, I gott*en confused once more

[Runaway]

Ri­ght. So it's

The Ri­ght Honourable Toasted Bread and Crumpets Lavatory Attendant

I'm not sure there's room for that...

[Sir William]

The Romans didn't have of Roman numerals.

[Prizemaster]

thye did have of urinals So...... Mr Nilly's new title could be Urinal attendant rather than numeral attendant

[Runaway]

The Non-Binary Ri­ght Honourable Toasted Bread and Crumpets Urinal Attendant then?

[Willy Nilly]

But there are no urinals in the non binary and ladies WC's

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

Can I also have of a choice please?

[Runaway]

No.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Such ingratitude.