These people live on a different planet. Please submit further examples.

[Runaway]

But that means you might request a refund of your annual prepaid forum membership fees for the proportion of the year when you were / are dead.

This cannot be permitted. I've already spent it on the high life at the Beachside Restaurant Adelaide 5024. The Chairman has already spent it on hookers.

[Sir William]

I was swindled.

[Runaway]

By the Forum? Or by the hookers?

[Sir William]

By the borls.

[Runaway]

Weren't we all.

Although it doesn't affect me any more. I still want to gett*en him though.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

I’m no longer subject to his stupid laws and some of his exorbitant taxes.
But I still dislike the man intensely.