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Willy Nilly
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Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:30 pm

What has become of our beloved Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador? Does anybody know? Does he even know? :hscratch:

Perhaps a shark did finally eat him, or maybe he has succumbed to the fizzy pop disease, or maybe somebody offended him for some reason which has never happened here before, or that he's merely just nipped out for a pint of milk which has never happened here before either :search:

This is indeed a mystery which must be solved soon, because if he doesn't return, what shall becometh of our shed? Somebody has to pay the rent otherwise we'd all have of to move into a homeless shelter built by BAYKO Constructions :thumbd:

Actually that would be a step more elevated :thumbu:
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Re: Missing Member

Post by Sir William » Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:10 pm

Mr Ru*naway says (wrongly) that he has decided to take the hump because he gott*en a boll*cking for messing all the Smilies more elevated?

Does he expect us to believe that shyte? :hurry:

He should know that we can't allow members to turn the Forum into a complete laughing stock (once more). :duh:

He should think himself very fortunate that I was alert enough to spot his careless mistake before any serious damage was done to our worldwide reputation. :yes:

Unfortunately, he didn't tell me the real reason. :thumbd:
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Re: Missing Member

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:51 pm

But our worldwide reputation has always been a laughing stock :cantlook:

What has the runaway known as Mr. Runaway gott*n to say about this matter? :?
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Re: Missing Member

Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:10 am

Yes, I'm already thinking about humping. :hurry:
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Re: Missing Member

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Feb 23, 2022 3:19 pm

Well you've picked the correct day for it :yes:
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Re: Missing Member

Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 23, 2022 4:30 pm

:thanks:
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Re: Missing Member

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:07 pm

Extraordinary :magnify:
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