Scientific Achievements 2017

[Runaway]

Japanese scientists have of created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

[Doctor Cheery]

This is incredible news, and a real boon to humankind..

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Possibly.

[Sir William]

But how do they gett*en the timing correct?

[Willy Nilly]

Will they be able to isolate the open mouth gene and remove it?

If so, I do fear that women risks certain death by starvation as they will be unable to open their mouths to eat. Then who will co*k our dinner, clean our homes and raise our kids? I especially fear for the fans of oral fellatio receiving

Remove the open mouth gene in females, and man will quickly become extinct without a woman around to say "I told you so"

[Runaway]

Remove the open mouth gene in females, and man will quickly become extinct without a woman around to say "I told you so"

That's one of their most annoying traits.

[Runaway]

Why do meteors always land in craters?

[Sir William]

I especially fear for the fans of oral fellatio receiving

Oral fellatio?

Is there another type?

[Doctor Cheery]

Oriol Fellatio? I read one of her books a long time ago, but can't remember what it was called...
It's on the tip of my tongue.......

[Willy Nilly]

I especially fear for the fans of oral fellatio receiving

Oral fellatio?

Is there another type?

I truly hope so

[Sir William]

Well if there isn't you could invent one.

[Runaway]

This topic is about SCIENTIFIC matters, like why meteors always land in craters.

Not naughty things.

[Sir William]

I verily believe there is some science involved in fellatio.

[Runaway]

I look forward to reading your learned paper, Sir W.

[Sir William]

My Chambermaid will be assisting me with the important research.

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Whether she wants to or not.

[Runaway]

But of course, Sir Weinstein William.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

A puzzle for the numbsk members:

How many minutes is it until six o’c*ock if 50 minutes ago it was four times as many minutes past three o’c*ock?

[Sir William]

12 o'c*ock.

[Runaway]

Not only incorrect, but your answer manufactures no sense too.

[Doctor Cheery]

What an ingenious conhumdrum Mr RunAway. The answers is so simple , I would have of thought Sir W a complete ninny (or Nilly) would have of worked it out immediately. It is of course..........

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A BACON SLICER!

[Sir William]

It's about time we had a luxury puzzle - Not these easy ones.

[Runaway]

What's the correct answer, then?

[Sir William]

Don't try and pretend you don't know it.

[Runaway]

I know the answer. But do you?

[Doctor Cheery]