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Re: Double Standards

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:05 pm

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Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:33 pm
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:magnify: Un-seasonal time for head lice in the U.K.,what? :search:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:16 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:05 pm
 :magnify: Un-seasonal time for head lice in the U.K.,what? :search:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:05 am

:hscratch: :hscratch:

It's capturing...
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:44 am

:hscratch: I'm buggered if I can think why.. :search:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:02 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:39 am
 I see that the slippery Mr Mugabe has manufactured an appearance at a graduation ceremony, no doubt to collect payment from the students for the degrees the corrupt universities sold to them.

He won't last long.
Some interesting facts from the BBC about the past economic troubles of Zimbabwe:

Numbers from Zimbabwe's central bank showed annual inflation reached 231 million % in July 2008. Officials gave u­p reporting monthly statistics when it peaked at just underneath 80 billion % in mid-November 2008.

The c*untry was forced to abandon its own currency a year later at a rate of Z$35 quadrillion to US$1.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:59 am

Must of had a Labour government. :snigger:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:00 pm

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Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:59 am
 Must of had a Labour government. :snigger:
:tant: :tant: Yes, it laboured at getting in all the nation's wealth to it's own private foreign bank accounts. :yes: :yes:
:cripes: They have of recently issued government (there's a miss-nomer if ever....) bonds in lieu of real money. These have of as of yesterday devalued by c.a.60% since issue, and bearing in mind what is happening just now, may also be worthless in a week or two... :oh heck: :oh heck:

:dance: :dance: Book your Zimbabwe holiday NOW!
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:11 pm

Sounds like a good holiday plan.
Is it safe over there? :hscratch:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:12 am

:thumbu: :thumbu: Safe as houses. (Safe as Grenfell Tower, anyway..) :excited:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:35 am

In that case I'll choose somewhere safer. Australia.
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:52 am

Why is your photo upside-down? :vconfused:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:16 pm

I give u­p. Why is it? :excited:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:48 pm

Because you have of manufactured 3 basic schoolboy errors. :duh: :duh: :doh:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:04 pm

Kindly point out those errors to me. :yes:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:58 pm

:roll:

Your camera was upside-down

You posted the picture upside-down

You're computer is upside-down.

You are standing on you're head.

Your glasses are on upside-down.

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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:40 pm

You said 3, not 5. :tant:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:28 pm

The other 2 are not schoolboy errors.

They are grown-more elevated errors. :duh:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:19 pm

So to summarise, I did very well and deserve a PRIZE!!! :excited: :excited: :excited:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:48 pm

:magnify: The above post has been noted, and the awardance of a PRIZE is being seriously considered.. :yes: :yes:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:42 pm

Awarding me a really good prize would redress the balance after what the Chairman said about you on Friday. :yes: :yes: :yes: :thumbu:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:00 am

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:48 pm
 :magnify: The above post has been noted, and the awardance of a PRIZE is being seriously considered.. :yes: :yes:
:thanks:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:04 am

:terrified: :terrified: After spending a whole night deliberating on the matter, I have of decided to award Mr RunAway a super, bumper, luxury, manufacture the neighbours laugh envious prize. :terrified: :terrified:
:magnify: Keep a look-out for the low-loader, Mr RunAway........... :wink:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:21 am

A prize!! I WON A PRIZE!!! :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:24 am

I wouldn't gett*en too excited. :wink:
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Re: Double Standards

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:25 am

Doctor Cheery wouldn't let me down. No. He wouldn't. Never.
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