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IMPORTANT RECRUITMENT DRIVE

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:11 am

Will all members please ignore the following.

Will all married or otherwise attached ladies, or those over shall we say 45, or those of a non-male-interested nature, or those who simply can't be arsed, also please ignore the following.

There will be a recruitment drive this Sunday. The Chairman's Rolls Royce will be driving around the streets and c*untry lanes of Bedwhistle in order to recruit slim attractive single ladies for his new endeavour.

Please give generously.
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Re: IMPORTANT RECRUITMENT DRIVE

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:50 am

Please note: Clothing is not absolutely essential. :no:
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Re: IMPORTANT RECRUITMENT DRIVE

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:58 am

Sir William wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:50 am
 Please note: Clothing is not absolutely essential. :no:
:hurry: :hurry: ......And, if worn, will be skilfully removed by Sir William at the first job interview.. :magnify: :magnify:
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Re: IMPORTANT RECRUITMENT DRIVE

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:45 am

But what IS his new endeavour? :hscratch:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:30 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:45 am
 But what IS his new endeavour? :hscratch:
:cantlook: That, I dare not even think about!
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Re: IMPORTANT RECRUITMENT DRIVE

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:47 pm

Well I certainly won't be assurd. :mad:
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Re: IMPORTANT RECRUITMENT DRIVE

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:37 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:47 pm
 Well I certainly won't be assurd. :mad:
:hscratch: assured, possibly ? :wag:
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Re: IMPORTANT RECRUITMENT DRIVE

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:39 pm

I might be absurd. :wink:
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Re: IMPORTANT RECRUITMENT DRIVE

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:50 pm

Certainly not absolved. :wag:
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