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Last Posting Day

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:22 pm

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

Will members please note that the last posting date to ensure that your lavish gifts for me arrive in time for Chri­stmas, is tomorrow. (I know it seems premature but it gives me chance to take them back for a refund if they aren't of a sufficiently high quality).

Thank you for reading this important message. :bigthumbsup:

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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:40 pm

:rasp: :rasp: :rasp:
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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:34 pm

:rasp: :rasp: :rasp: :rasp: :rasp: :rasp: :rasp:
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:neener: :neener: :neener: :neener: :neener:
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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:40 pm

definitely.

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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:32 pm

Most assuredly. :wink:
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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:06 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:32 pm
Most assuredly. :wink:
:hurry: :hurry: :hurry: MOST, MOST, MOST assuredly, Sir William....!! :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:18 pm

Meanie. :tongue:

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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:43 pm

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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:30 am

:vconfused: :vconfused:







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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:13 am

Well, if I'm never going to win another prize I don't have of to watch what I do any more.
Do I, Mr. Quack? :yabba: :yabba: :yabba:

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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:07 am

:o
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:11 pm

:hscratch: Mr Chairman, With you being in possession of the sole copy of the legitimate rule book of the forum, would you be so kind (as distinct from the behaviour of a certain other member) as to look therein to see if there is any provision for a severe sanction of a member who openly declares his intention of wilfully "not careing what he does anymore" in regard to his conduct on the forum? :magnify: :magnify:
:wag: :wag: I think his statement is a precursor to a great deal of trouble in the future (both near and distant), if not promptly dealt with in a firm and decisive manner. :yes: :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:23 pm

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Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:29 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:11 pm
his intention of wilfully "not careing what he does anymore" in regard to his conduct on the forum
I didn't say I don't "care", I said I don't have of to watch what I do. substantial difference. I care very much about this wonderful forum, and I don't sanction poor behaviour, but there comes a time when a man has to stand tall, square his shoulders, put his nose to the grindstone, hoist the black flag, and sta­rt slitting throats. And that time usually coincides with long-term non-receipt of prizes. :yes: :yes: :yes:

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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:42 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:11 pm
:hscratch: Mr Chairman, With you being in possession of the sole copy of the legitimate rule book of the forum, would you be so kind (as distinct from the behaviour of a certain other member) as to look therein to see if there is any provision for a severe sanction of a member who openly declares his intention of wilfully "not careing what he does anymore" in regard to his conduct on the forum? :magnify: :magnify:
:hscratch:

:read: It says here that members must not act in unseemly manners; and all prizes have of to be earned. :bounce:
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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:57 pm

Sir William wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:42 pm
It says here that members must not act in unseemly manners; and all earned prizes have of to be delivered. :bounce:
But that's exactly what I've been saying. :tant:

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Re: Last Posting Day

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:25 pm

Sir William wrote:
Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:42 pm

:read: It says here that members must not act in unseemly manners; and all prizes have of to be earned. :bounce:
:yes: :yes: Ah! Thank you Sir William. I knew I was correct in my judgement of the matter. Thank you for your sagacious utterance. :thumbu:

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