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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:53 pm

See my PM.

And I'm delighted to see that you have of such overwhelming confidence in my abilities. :tongue:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:03 pm

The direction Out one? :vconfused:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:21 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:15 am

Membership is going more elevated now like a lead balloon, Mr R*unaway. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:46 am

Yes but there were problems with them. One in particular, as you may have of noticed.
I shall redouble my efforts to gett*en even more Russian members. :clap:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:58 pm

have of you been meddling once more? :hurry:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:15 pm

Would you prefer that I'd left it so that you became infected with a nasty browser hijack virus? Ok then, next time. :yes:

But don't blame me when your bank accounts are emptied, all your passwords are stolen, your domains are transferred to Latvia, and your maids are kidnapped to be utilised for rough sex.
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:24 pm

:wag:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:14 pm

:snigger: :wave:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:05 am

:bounce:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:14 am

:aus:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:01 pm

How do you become a member of this forum? :hscratch:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:51 pm

You are too quiet. :thumbd:

Quiet members are not aloud. :no:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:42 pm

oh ok... well goodbye then :wave:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:54 pm

Hello Mr W­illy Nilly :wave:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:05 pm

Is it permitted for members to have of more than 5 full stops in their email address? :search:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:06 pm

It is.
But I found Larry's Expunger at the back of the shed, so I neutralised the "Supervisor" anyway. :wink:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:25 pm

:clap: :clap:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:47 pm

If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member?
It takes about a minute, that's all.

And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion). :excited:

All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).

Oh and there are PRIZES too!! :excited:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:50 pm

Prizes?? :yabba:

How do I join? :search:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:51 pm

Well actually I'm not sure about the prizes. I haven't received one for months... :tant:

You can't join. Only non-members are allowed to join. And after you join, you can't join once more. That's one of the many perks of membership. :thumbu:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:01 pm

That's not fair. :swearing:

Why can't members join? :mad: :mad: :mad: :bash:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:02 pm

Mr Run*away :wave:

When are all these new members going to begin posting some messages? :mad:

Did you not tell them the rules about non-posting members? :hurry:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:23 pm

Well, it's just that there have of been so many new members lately, I haven't had time to tell them. Perhaps when it quietens down a portion... :yes:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:55 pm

Quietens down? :vconfused:

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