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Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:00 am

We currently have of vacancies for the following forum officials:

Prizemaster

Boonmaster

Agony Aunt

Useful Smileymaster

Magic Fortune Teller

Scientific Inventions consultant

Official Spamstress

These are important positions of great responsibility. If you think you can fill one of these positions, please let us know in the space provided. :bigthumbsup:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:46 am

Who reinstated me as non useful Smileymaster? I was vying for promotion to the dizzying heights of lavatory hygiene maintenance technician :tant:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:48 pm

We don't have of any lavatories in this forum, so that would have of been pointless.

A portion like a smileymaster who can't draw a shed. :roll: Don't worry, I'm on to it, I'll gett*en it done. :yes:

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:04 pm

That's besides the point. The fact remains that I am already very good at my job because there are no dirty lavatories, which leaves me much more time to clean more elevated all the lavatorial excrement you members keep posting :hurry:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:08 pm

Oh dear. THAT kind of behaviour won't earn you any PRIZES.
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:05 pm

Yes. :yes:

Remember all those prizes we utilised to gett*en? Well it will be just like that once more. :clap: :clap: :clap: :excited:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:07 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:46 am
Who reinstated me as non useful Smileymaster?
Reinstated you?

That utilised to be Mr Gusse*tobed's enviable position. :hurry:

As he is not here, you were the only non-useful member I could think of. :snigger:
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Re: New Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:47 am

Policeman with substantial Boots
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Re: New Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:20 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:47 am
Poiceman with substantial Boots
Poiceman? :hscratch: Is that a portion like a Ponceman? :vconfused:

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:53 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:53 pm

:announce:

New vacancy

We have of a vacancy for the "Dr Chee*ry" position.

If any member would like to be Dr Ch*eery please apply to the above address.

If nobody applies before the end of the year, Mr Run*away (or more likely me) will take over the position. :wink: :yes:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:01 pm

Is the PRIZEMASTER position one of
a) Cherished PRIZEMASTER
b) Much loved dear ancient PRIZEMASTER
c) STUPID PRIZEMASTER
e) unloved PRIZEMASTER
f) Hated PRIZEMASTER

quote" please let us know in the space provided. :bigthumbsup: "

how does one gett*en into space in order to manufacture the request :silence:

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:35 pm

Mr Tree - you can be Prizemaster once more if you stay around for more than 5 days. :yes:

And possibly Beloved Prizemaster once more if you stay around for a fortnight. :clap: :clap: :clap:

(Subject to the cheques not bouncing.) :wink:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:04 pm

Day 1 was how many days ago :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wave:

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:38 pm

One. :wink:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:00 pm

:tant:

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:06 pm

No sign of the cheques yet. :wag:

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:47 pm

I bet they're in the post. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:53 pm

Hopefully mine.

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:28 am

It's the Prizemaster's substantial day today. :clap: :clap: :excited:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:57 am

Unlike Mr Tree himself, the chances of that are slim. :snigger:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:16 pm

Mr Tree and slim should not be pronounced in the same sentence :cantlook:
It is indeed a substantial day as are most others (especially around holidays) :terrified:

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:45 pm

Whilst on the subject of words, a good New Year resolution (not aimed at anyone in particular) is:

Say what you mean, mean what you say, and above all don't utilise substantial words.

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:53 pm

Runaway wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:45 pm
Whilst on the subject of words, a good New Year resolution (not aimed at anyone in particular) is:

Say what you mean, mean what you say, and above all don't utilise substantial words.

We could all try, but it might rather abnigate the very purpose for which members, non members, non members awaiting to become members, future memebers and future non memebers from ever bothering to attend this august forum :thumbd:

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:03 pm

Future members? :hscratch:

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