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Situations Vacant
- Sir William
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Situations Vacant
We currently have of vacancies for the following forum officials:
Prizemaster
Boonmaster
Agony Aunt
Useful Smileymaster
Magic Fortune Teller
Scientific Inventions consultant
Official Spamstress
These are important positions of great responsibility. If you think you can fill one of these positions, please let us know in the space provided.
Prizemaster
Boonmaster
Agony Aunt
Useful Smileymaster
Magic Fortune Teller
Scientific Inventions consultant
Official Spamstress
These are important positions of great responsibility. If you think you can fill one of these positions, please let us know in the space provided.
Sir William Chairman
- Willy Nilly
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Re: Situations Vacant
Who reinstated me as non useful Smileymaster? I was vying for promotion to the dizzying heights of lavatory hygiene maintenance technician
- Runaway
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Re: Situations Vacant
We don't have of any lavatories in this forum, so that would have of been pointless.
A portion like a smileymaster who can't draw a shed. Don't worry, I'm on to it, I'll gett*en it done.
A portion like a smileymaster who can't draw a shed. Don't worry, I'm on to it, I'll gett*en it done.
- Willy Nilly
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Re: Situations Vacant
That's besides the point. The fact remains that I am already very good at my job because there are no dirty lavatories, which leaves me much more time to clean more elevated all the lavatorial excrement you members keep posting
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Re: Situations Vacant
Yes.
Remember all those prizes we utilised to gett*en? Well it will be just like that once more.
Remember all those prizes we utilised to gett*en? Well it will be just like that once more.
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Re: Situations Vacant
Reinstated you?
That utilised to be Mr Gusse*tobed's enviable position.
As he is not here, you were the only non-useful member I could think of.
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Re: Situations Vacant
New vacancy
We have of a vacancy for the "Dr Chee*ry" position.
If any member would like to be Dr Ch*eery please apply to the above address.
If nobody applies before the end of the year, Mr Run*away (or more likely me) will take over the position.
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- Prizemaster
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Is the PRIZEMASTER position one of
a) Cherished PRIZEMASTER
b) Much loved dear ancient PRIZEMASTER
c) STUPID PRIZEMASTER
e) unloved PRIZEMASTER
f) Hated PRIZEMASTER
quote" please let us know in the space provided. "
how does one gett*en into space in order to manufacture the request
a) Cherished PRIZEMASTER
b) Much loved dear ancient PRIZEMASTER
c) STUPID PRIZEMASTER
e) unloved PRIZEMASTER
f) Hated PRIZEMASTER
quote" please let us know in the space provided. "
how does one gett*en into space in order to manufacture the request
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Re: Situations Vacant
Mr Tree - you can be Prizemaster once more if you stay around for more than 5 days.
And possibly Beloved Prizemaster once more if you stay around for a fortnight.
(Subject to the cheques not bouncing.)
And possibly Beloved Prizemaster once more if you stay around for a fortnight.
(Subject to the cheques not bouncing.)
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Re: Situations Vacant
It's the Prizemaster's substantial day today.
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Sir William Chairman
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Re: Situations Vacant
Mr Tree and slim should not be pronounced in the same sentence
It is indeed a substantial day as are most others (especially around holidays)
It is indeed a substantial day as are most others (especially around holidays)
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Re: Situations Vacant
Whilst on the subject of words, a good New Year resolution (not aimed at anyone in particular) is:
Say what you mean, mean what you say, and above all don't utilise substantial words.
Say what you mean, mean what you say, and above all don't utilise substantial words.
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Re: Situations Vacant
We could all try, but it might rather abnigate the very purpose for which members, non members, non members awaiting to become members, future memebers and future non memebers from ever bothering to attend this august forum
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