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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:18 pm

August forum? :hurry:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:19 am

It was to distract you from speling mistakes and I am very glad to say it sufficed :clap: :bounce: :excited:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:00 am

:thanks:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:33 pm

:announce:

A situations vacant has arisen for the position of Portions Master

The Portions Master will be responsible for the allocation of all
relevant portions and super-portions. :bounce:

This highly responsible position will attract some very generous portions. :yes: :clap: :tongue:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:44 pm

Does it pay more than the position of Recruitment Ambaassador? :excited: :excited: :excited:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:12 pm

It will be results-based - the same as the Recruitment Ambassador. :yes:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:29 pm

I'll gett*en my coat... :worried:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 24, 2021 2:13 pm

Don't worry, it's not going to rain (yet). :thumbu:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 25, 2021 4:49 am

:announce:

A situations vacant has now arisen for the position of Morsel Monger. :yes:

The Morsel Monger will be responsible for the selling and distribution of all
morsels and super-morsels. :bounce:

This highly responsible position will attract some very generous morsels. :yes: :clap: :tongue:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 27, 2021 8:53 pm

Bui there is a global shortage of morsels. This cannot possibly function.
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:48 pm

Yes, it will be the job of the Morsel Monger to sort this morsel mess out. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 27, 2021 10:43 pm

It's not a job I'd want. Sorry. Too busy recruiting.
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 28, 2021 1:11 pm

Then you must not apply. :wag: :stop:

And your recruitment efforts have of been most lack-lustre recently. :hurry:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 28, 2021 2:29 pm

I'm demoralised because I haven't received any prizes this year. :cry:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 28, 2021 3:52 pm

Not received any prizes?? :o :o :o

How has the Prizemaster been aloud of this to happen? :yell:

Have you been incompetent in carrying out your especial duties? :hurry:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 28, 2021 10:36 pm

My achievements speak for themselves! :thumbu: :bounce: :clap:

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 29, 2021 1:14 pm

Yes, I thought so. :hurry: :bash:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 29, 2021 1:29 pm

:happyjump: :kitten: :awesome:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 29, 2021 8:20 pm

:magnify:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:35 am

:bigthumbsup: :wave:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 30, 2021 11:26 am

:neener:
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:13 pm

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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Sat Jul 31, 2021 12:44 pm

:o :o
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Runaway » Sat Jul 31, 2021 9:24 pm

So ... the matter of prizes. As our leader, to whom we look more elevated fawningly, what do you intend to do about it?
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Re: Situations Vacant

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 01, 2021 1:46 pm

Simple - I'll gett*en the Recruitment Officer to gett*en us a new Prizemaster. :yes:

At least he won't let us down. :no: :clap:
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