The Mad Shed

Me and my bi­g mouth.

Lost your monocle once more?

I've upgraded to a bicycle now.

Roller broken down once more then ...

She ma­de me say it...


She ma­kes me do l­ots of things. It's terrible.

As long as no sexual activities are demanded you should be alright.

Ah. Erm . . .

Someone has to do it.

I've already done it.

Not with me.

(She just said).

A vacancy has arisen for a Mad Shed Parson person.

This parson person will conduct our Mad Shed 4-times-a-day prayers and essential worshipping sessions.

These will be essential for the righteous enlightenment and spiritual enrichment of our members.

The position comes with free praising garments and knee pads.

What stunt are you now trying to pull?

Whatever it is, I'd like to apply for the position of Lord High Amalgamated Senior Adviser to Royalty and Others of Note (LHASARON).

Do I gett*en a free robe with purple trimmings?

Are you applying for the Parson Person post?

Can you not read, man?

I'm applying for the for the position of Lord High Amalgamated Senior Adviser to Royalty and Others of Note (LHASARON).

Is that so difficult to understand? For a man of such alleged breeding and alleged intelligence, I discover your response rather perplexing...

Runaway wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:58 pm

I'm applying for the for the position

Can you not read, man?

I apologise for my unforgivable (or unforgiveable) error, caused by copy and paste.

I shall immediately knee myself in the groin, and will manufacture amends by providing this wonderful Australian picture:

(Bring a 4WD for sure otherwise you WILL die...)

Unsatisfactory.

In what wa­y?

Ok, the roads are not roads they are just dirt tracks.
The heat is immense.
There is no water available.
You could easily die.
And the sundry animals in that area just want to kill you anyway.

But apart from that, what's unsatisfactory about it?

Apart from that - Nothing.

I was correct then.

Fear not, O goatish pox-marked scullion!
The time for progression is nigh, and the barbarous guts-griping vassals shall live to tell the tale of when jarring rude-growing mammets ruled the earth with impunity!