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Post by Prizemaster » Sun May 24, 2020 2:25 am

Hungry :hscratch: Go to the page marked
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 24, 2020 8:47 am

Oh no. Not once more. Haven’t you fixed that yet? :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Sun May 24, 2020 8:17 pm

But not British. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Sun May 24, 2020 10:24 pm

Who's not British?
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Post by Sir William » Mon May 25, 2020 2:28 pm

The biscuits? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Mon May 25, 2020 10:12 pm

What biscuits? :hscratch:
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Post by Sir William » Tue May 26, 2020 2:25 pm

And so do I. :yes: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Tue May 26, 2020 10:20 pm

I'm pleased to hear it.

But how does that benefit us as weary travellers, destined to spend our days traversing these h­ot roads, eating ice cream, drinking wine, sleeping un­der the stars, and generally enjoying ourselves beyond a­ny expectation?
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Post by Sir William » Tue May 26, 2020 11:07 pm

There are no benefits for such people. :hurry:

They must all suffer appropriate punishments for their extreme wickedness. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Tue May 26, 2020 11:20 pm

How can such pleasure be wicked?

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Post by Sir William » Wed May 27, 2020 12:38 pm

Because it feels good. :yes:

Ask the vicar. :?
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 28, 2020 12:04 am

The nearest vicar is probably 300kms away. Will a kangaroo suffice?
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Post by Sir William » Thu May 28, 2020 1:44 pm

Is it a vicar kangaroo? :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 28, 2020 8:46 pm

I'm sure that if I put a white ribbon around its neck, it would be happy to marry you to the girl of your dreams. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Fri May 29, 2020 2:23 pm

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 I'm sure that if I put a white ribbon around its neck, it would be happy to marry you to the girl of your dreams. :yes:

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Post by Runaway » Fri May 29, 2020 9:13 pm

XXX-rated dreams eh?

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Post by Prizemaster » Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:08 am

Hello - I'd like to introduce myself :wave: :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:30 am

H­ave you paid the joining fee?
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Post by Prizemaster » Sun Sep 06, 2020 11:52 pm

Yes I paid it to myself from the PRIZE fund - as it says in the handbook, :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:31 am

We don't have of a sausage fund. What kind of trickery is this? :grump: :tant: :hurry:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 07, 2020 2:22 pm

I think we should of. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 07, 2020 8:28 pm

...should of of... :wag:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 08, 2020 2:12 pm

:sorry: :oops:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:17 pm

That's a cake fine, surely?
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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:32 am

:thanks: Where do I gett*en the fine cake from? :excited:
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