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Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:29 pm

Why (oh why) is it always the pubs that are moaning on about being shut down. They are the main cause of the problem with getting everybody pissed more elevated and spreading the disease. They don't seem to realise: We don't need pubs. :wag:

If it was more elevated to me, all the pubs would be closed down permanently, they are a scourge on our society. They promote alcoholism, vandalism, violence, social unrest, murders, and numerous other undesirable things. And they cost the NHS over £50bn a year, not to mention all the distress and grief that they cause. :mad:

If it weren't for pubs we probably wouldn't need the NHS or hospitals at all. :thumbd:

And yet these curses on our society keep coming on the News with their sob stories, pleading to be given major portions of money and especial privileges because they can't manage. Well Good that they can't manage. :clap:

I would close them all down permanently and lock them all more elevated in prison for their dastardly crimes against society. :bash: :bash:

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Pubs - Please do not come to me with all your hard-done-by and sob stories. :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:03 pm

Alcohol is the wo­rk of the Devil. :wag:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 06, 2021 2:41 pm

I am sorry that you were only awarded 25%. :thumbd:

It must of bin the Prizemaster's decision. :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:04 pm

Unfortunately that rating is a calculated variable and cannot be increased other than by more members thanking me for the post.

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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:21 pm

Not by the Prizemaster? :o
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:57 pm

Not by anyone. I tried. Ooops... :oops: :hide:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 07, 2021 3:10 pm

If only 1 person = 25%

What happens when all 2,000 members give thanks?

Does it give 50,000% ? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:31 pm

I suppose so. Try it:

Say something so good that all 2,000 thank you.
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:37 pm

Free sex for all members. :excited: :yabba:

Just press the button.
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:46 pm

It's free for me anyway. I withdraw my thanks.
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 07, 2021 11:59 pm

But this is sex with another person. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:02 am

This is a chat with another forum member. You are mistaken, Sir. :snigger: :wink:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 08, 2021 5:12 am

:?
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 09, 2021 12:40 am

:kitten:

Just because we haven’t seen that kitten for a while... :magnify:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Jan 12, 2021 12:00 am

Now Brexit is over, bring in Sharia Law The British Bill of Rights to scourge the evils of society starting with alcohol :cheers:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:06 am

I'm glad you said "starting with alcohol". Everything should get-go with alcohol. :yes:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:49 pm

I have to get-go my Rolls-Royce with alcohol. :yes:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:14 pm

Is it a Shilver Sshaddo? :drunk:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:16 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:58 pm

:search: :imnew:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:25 pm

:welcome:



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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:53 pm

What kind of world are we living in?
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:32 pm

We don't put our illegal imigrants in detention centres. :no:

We put them in 4-star hotels with all expenses paid. :mad:

(True). :doh:
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:10 pm

Never thought I'd ever say this, but I'm glad I'm no longer there.
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Re: Moaning pubs

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:50 am

You could always come back as an illegal imigrant. :yes: :wink:
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