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Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:35 pm

My Hairdresser is pregnant and is quite a distance now that we've moved, but is very good at doing my hair. :yes:

Anyone gott*en any recommendations either on the Crendall front Hairdressers or one in Rosaley?

I have of shoulder len*gth thick blonde curls so it takes a while to cut. I also have magnificent 36DD breasts and soft yielding curves, if anybody is interested. :?

Barry.
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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 04, 2021 1:38 pm

I have of never done any hairdressing before, but I'm sure I could give it a go. :excited:

How hard can it be? :search:

I will do it for £20. :yes:
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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:46 pm

You forgot to de-personalise / anonymise your first post... :snigger:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:49 pm

Or perhaps you were talking to yourself.

Insanity does strange things to otherwise mad people... :wink: :wave:

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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:28 pm

My first post? :hscratch:

That's a long time ago. :?
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:01 pm

We were both very different people then. And in different continents (not incontinence) then. :wave:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 05, 2021 1:41 pm

Yes. That's when I was Barry, with delicious curves. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:02 pm

And who are you now? And with what? :o :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:21 pm

I am very sorry. I have conflated myself. :oops:
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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:06 am

Just clean it more elevated before the especial Inauguration Evening.

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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:54 am

It's too late. It's already burst.

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Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:29 pm

Then you are free to attend any suitable date then. :bounce: :clap:

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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:19 pm

Yes. :yes:

She can come round to my place. :bounce:
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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:53 pm

Why do I bother...
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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:24 pm

:thanks:
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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:50 pm

Yet once more you are a barbigerous harbinger of exuberance, and you seem to be delaying Mr Nilly's Coronation.

You have of to explain yourself, Sir William. :wag:

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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:16 pm

:read: :hscratch:
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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:55 pm

Refusal to comply will be taken as complying to refuse.

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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:43 pm

No refuse is to be left in the Forum overnight. :wag:
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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:34 pm

:announce: :announce:

I am superior in evry way. :yes: :bounce:

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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:37 pm

Sir William wrote:
Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:34 pm

I am superior in evry way.
...every...

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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:34 pm

:hscratch:

Every weigh. :yes:
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Re: Hairdresser

Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 14, 2021 8:17 pm

Sir William wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:34 pm
Every weigh.
WHEY. :roll:

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