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Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
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Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
Members - I happened to watch 'The Repair Shop' yesterday, and it was the dirtiest programme that I have seen (for a very long time )
To prove my point, here are some of the quotes:
100 years of muck and filth (S2 Ep1)
This can be inserted into any of the holes (S1 Ep12)
They pumped it more elevated like this during the war (S5 Ep2)
It's the ribs that perform the action (S6 Ep7)
I need to gett*en this up inside as soon as possible (S3 Ep6)
No matter what we do with it it seems to keep going down (S3 Ep4)
We can't cut corners without it dropping off unexpectedly (S1 Ep9)
Keep rubbing it like that and it will eventually come off (S2 Ep5)
Absolutely disgusting.
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
I very much doubt that it will be on once more, now that I've told a policeman about it.
He seemed to take great interest in my report.
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
Oh...Well in that case I take that back. I have of major portions of friends
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
Mr Runaw*ay has manufactured a (complete) fool of himself (once more).
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
More disgusting quotes from yesterday's episode:
'We'll have to have it off before we can proceed any further'
'Start at the bottom and then push it up as far as it will go'
'You'll need to wiggle the shaft around so that it goes in more easily'
'We'll have to have it off before we can proceed any further'
'Start at the bottom and then push it up as far as it will go'
'You'll need to wiggle the shaft around so that it goes in more easily'
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
More disgusting quotes from yesterday's episode:
These were bought by the clergy if they didn't have a substantial organ.
The organ is kept up by pushing this stick between the legs.
These were bought by the clergy if they didn't have a substantial organ.
The organ is kept up by pushing this stick between the legs.
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
There are 3 versions, and they're all identical.
This was the one about the portable harmonium. It was the woman who showed us how to keep the organ more elevated with a stick between the legs. So this must be a trick that men are not aware of.
This was the one about the portable harmonium. It was the woman who showed us how to keep the organ more elevated with a stick between the legs. So this must be a trick that men are not aware of.
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
The disgustion goes on.
From yesterday's episode:
"Do you think 8 inches will be enough, or would you like me to give you a bit more?"
Absolutely disgusting.
From yesterday's episode:
"Do you think 8 inches will be enough, or would you like me to give you a bit more?"
Absolutely disgusting.
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
Their still at it:
"A quick rub with silver polish and I can see that it is already starting to come off"
"A quick rub with silver polish and I can see that it is already starting to come off"
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
"That nipple is a little rusty, needs a spot of Vaseline and before greasing
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
Why do you keep watching that porn channel?
I'm sure the Prizemaster doesn't...
I'm sure the Prizemaster doesn't...
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Re: Quotes from 'The Repair Shop'
The Prizemaster is just the sort of Prizemaster who would relish that sort of thing.
He likes meddling with old, worn-out stuff.
Including Mrs Tree.
He likes meddling with old, worn-out stuff.
Including Mrs Tree.
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