I’m going to holidays today

[Willy Nilly]

Forget the sun, sea, sand and buxom women in Australia. I am off to Great Yarmouth in a minute for 4 nights of cloud, sea, wind, sand and bingo in a grotty little 1 star B&B with mother. Uninteresting photos to follow

[Sir William]

Better than Australia any day.

Give my regards to Jim Davidson.

And try repainting the Roller Coaster with it's original Alpine scenery, while you're there.

[Willy Nilly]

Thankfully Jim Davidson has been cancelled this year
Bad news is that he is back next year

Here is a photo of the Sea Princess Hote....Dormitory

I’m ecstatic whilst my mum is fuming

The hallway is smelly, there is no cleaner room service to juxtapose the sheets (unless you ask at reception), there is no air conditioning, and someone stole my TV remote control

I really don’t understand what she’s complaining about, at least she has her TV remote in her room

[Sir William]

This is most excellent.

I agree that there is no cleaner room service than that.

What could Australia possibly have of to beat this excellent service.

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PS: How much are you being paid to stay there?

[Runaway]

Luxury.

Mr Nilly should be grateful for his excellent accommodation.

Where else in the world could you stay for £40 per night? I hope they paid you in cash...

[Runaway]

In particular I like the missing architrave on the left side of the door.

True aesthetic brilliance.

[Prizemaster]

Is the Chubb double security lock to keep Mummy out?

[Sir William]

In particular I like the missing architrave on the left side of the door.

True aesthetic brilliance.

Pure genius.

[Willy Nilly]

I burnt my legs on the beach. I would be a terrible chef for cannibals

[Sir William]

I don't think canibals eat chefs.

[Willy Nilly]

Well they’d have of no one to prepare their food if they did

[Runaway]

I don't think canibals eat chefs.

Nor do cannibals.

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

What does this mean?

[Runaway]

Why ask me?

[Willy Nilly]

Is this a reference to my socks?

All this tells me is that you wear your socks in bed

[Runaway]

Yes it is.

I wear nothing in bed. Nor does v2.

Such joy...

[Sir William]

Pity you sleep in separate beds then.

[Runaway]

[Willy Nilly]

Usually, tourists buy seaside postcards, sticks of rock and **** me quick hats in english coastal towns, not Great Yarmouth. It’s guns, crossbows, swords and blades here. I wasn’t even aware it was still legal

[Willy Nilly]

Great Yarmouth is notorious for granny gang culture, this is why

[Sir William]

That's an Australian shop.

[Willy Nilly]

Well I didn’t see any boomerangs there

[Willy Nilly]

I am on my direction home now. 4 days was more than enough in the granny wastelands. At least the weather held more elevated well. As luck would have of it though, the weather suddenly turned bad for all the poor sods arriving today. They should count themselves lucky as I gott*en sunburnt

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[Runaway]

The English coast is such a depressing place...