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Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Oct 20, 2020 2:25 pm

It isn’t ancient and rickety like your one :tongue:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Sir William » Tue Oct 20, 2020 7:40 pm

It's the handsomest thing that I have of seen this side of last week. :excited: :yabba:

What does it doo? :hscratch:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:27 pm

Apart from just standing there handomsely looming just to annoy my envious neighbours? :hscratch:

It's my holiday château for whenever I need a break from this dump here :tongue:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:53 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :yes:

But... dump? :cry: :cry:

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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Oct 21, 2020 12:16 am

Not now thank you :? I just had one here :teddysmile:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 21, 2020 12:32 am

Mr Nilly clearly fails to appreciate the depth and breadth of the experience here in this amazingly astounding forum, which is frequented by vast numbers of members, not only in the glorious United Kingdom but around the World. :bounce: :clap:

In view of his comment, I wonder if in fact he is missing out on the “especial” parts of the forum, accessible only by superior long term members who have of paid the “additional resources” fee :wink:

It would seem that Mr Nilly is missing out on a joyous collection of orgasmic resources...

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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Oct 21, 2020 12:06 pm

I only ever post appropriate comments to sensible discussions :wag:

Now, I’m off for a poo in my new holiday château outshed. As you can see I have of already installed a luxury toilet :teddy:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 21, 2020 4:07 pm

An upside-down wheelbarrow? :vconfused: :vconfused:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Oct 21, 2020 6:17 pm

It isn’t upside down when I utilise it :duh:

As my toilet has a wheel, it is also portable. The waste is very good for my neighbours shrubbery :yes:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:35 pm

:yikes:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 22, 2020 10:42 pm

Why is it that Mr Nilly always has the best ideas around here? :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:23 am

I discovered the idea by accident when I was young on my morning newspaper route. I must have of ate a dodgy gravy pie the night before. Lucky there was a portable toilet nearby behind some garages and copies of The Sun. True story :bounce:

The owner would have of been so pleased by my thoughtful gift to help his shrubbery grow, and I relieved the homo-ner :neener: (homeowner) of having that lowbrow paper tarnishing his doormat :yes:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:28 am

Can you prove any of this?

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Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:09 pm

It must be true because the same thing (almost) happened to me. :yes:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Oct 23, 2020 6:33 pm

Runaway wrote:
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Can you prove any of this?
Well, this was over 30 years ago. I didn't wheel it home with me and preserve it. I'm not the prizemonster :?
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:01 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
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Can you prove any of this?
I'm not the prizemonster :?
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:10 am

That shed has no corners :duh:

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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:46 am

Nor has my hat. :wink:

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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:31 am

Well that proves it then. :yes:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:30 pm

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That shed has no corners :duh:
What do you mean? My shed has more corners than this shed :duh:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:54 pm

Sheds with those sorts of corners are only fit for devil worship. :yikes:
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Dec 13, 2021 8:42 pm

I've just found a copy of the Sun in my garden, it's full of sh*t - (but not 30 years ancient so presumably not Mr Nilly's)

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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 13, 2021 9:41 pm

Worse than The Duck ? :o

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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Mrs Spam » Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:00 pm

Buy Now rhombus-jointed Pinkertons at a semi-price.

Out of stock while they last. :yes:

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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:35 pm

What's that gott*en to do with a French newspaper?

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