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Do you like my new mad shed?
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
It's the handsomest thing that I have of seen this side of last week.
What does it doo?
What does it doo?
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
Apart from just standing there handomsely looming just to annoy my envious neighbours?
It's my holiday château for whenever I need a break from this dump here
It's my holiday château for whenever I need a break from this dump here
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
Mr Nilly clearly fails to appreciate the depth and breadth of the experience here in this amazingly astounding forum, which is frequented by vast numbers of members, not only in the glorious United Kingdom but around the World.
In view of his comment, I wonder if in fact he is missing out on the “especial” parts of the forum, accessible only by superior long term members who have of paid the “additional resources” fee
It would seem that Mr Nilly is missing out on a joyous collection of orgasmic resources...
In view of his comment, I wonder if in fact he is missing out on the “especial” parts of the forum, accessible only by superior long term members who have of paid the “additional resources” fee
It would seem that Mr Nilly is missing out on a joyous collection of orgasmic resources...
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
I only ever post appropriate comments to sensible discussions
Now, I’m off for a poo in my new holiday château outshed. As you can see I have of already installed a luxury toilet
Now, I’m off for a poo in my new holiday château outshed. As you can see I have of already installed a luxury toilet
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
It isn’t upside down when I utilise it
As my toilet has a wheel, it is also portable. The waste is very good for my neighbours shrubbery
As my toilet has a wheel, it is also portable. The waste is very good for my neighbours shrubbery
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I discovered the idea by accident when I was young on my morning newspaper route. I must have of ate a dodgy gravy pie the night before. Lucky there was a portable toilet nearby behind some garages and copies of The Sun. True story
The owner would have of been so pleased by my thoughtful gift to help his shrubbery grow, and I relieved the homo-ner (homeowner) of having that lowbrow paper tarnishing his doormat
The owner would have of been so pleased by my thoughtful gift to help his shrubbery grow, and I relieved the homo-ner (homeowner) of having that lowbrow paper tarnishing his doormat
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
It must be true because the same thing (almost) happened to me.
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
Well, this was over 30 years ago. I didn't wheel it home with me and preserve it. I'm not the prizemonster
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
Thanks goodness for that. Two strange people in the forum would be MOST unfortunate.
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
Sheds with those sorts of corners are only fit for devil worship.
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Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
I've just found a copy of the Sun in my garden, it's full of sh*t - (but not 30 years ancient so presumably not Mr Nilly's)
Re: Do you like my new mad shed?
Buy Now rhombus-jointed Pinkertons at a semi-price.
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