Devil Worship

[Runaway]

But Penis Nilly and Gusset seem to go together.
In a perverse sort of wa­y...

[Sir William]

Who told you that?

[Runaway]

The Devil.

[Sir William]

I said no sutch thing.

[Runaway]

Stop screaming.

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A prize to he or she who can explain the massive amusement & laughter caused by my reply.

[Sir William]

A prize?

[Runaway]

No one has worked it out then. In which case I will keep the prize for myself.

[Sir William]

I said no such thing.

[Runaway]

So what's the answer then?

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

So I still keep it then.

[Runaway]

Subject of course to the Prizemaster's agreement.

[Sir William]

O Arsehole Of Mercy. May your righteousness expand to all the corners of this Forum, and touch our members with your exhalted holiness.

[Runaway]

I don't think Mr Tree warrranted that.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

You called him an Arsehole of Mercy.

[Sir William]

Nothing to do with Mr Pri*zemaster.

I was referring to the exhalted: The Arsehole Of Mercy.

As if you didn't know.

[Runaway]

Hmmmm. Not convinced.

But in a similar vein, I hereby manufacture a predickshun.
Boris will be out on his ear in the next 14 days. He will resign to save face, but in actual fact he will be pushed by several large boots.

This is my predickshun, it is mine alone, and it is that which it is, and cannot be copied by anyone else.
Not that anoyone would want to...

[Sir William]

Are you trying to tell me that you are not aquainted with 'The Sacred Arsehole of Mercy' ??

Unrighteous member.

[Runaway]

I utilised my copy to set fire to the French Embassy a few years ago.

Seemed a very righteous thing to do.

[Sir William]

Your copy?

The Holy Arsehole is a sacred being.

Blasphemous member.

[Runaway]

You said it was sacred. Now you claim it’s holy.

Clearly you yourself don’t know what it is.

Nothing can be two things at the same time. It’s like saying that the Prizemaster is capable and present.

[Sir William]

But it can be two words that mean the same thing.

Like Pri*zemaster and incompetent.

[Runaway]

I see.

Like Boris and Lies.

Yes, I gett*en it.

[Sir William]

Also incompetent.