The Mad Shed

My Hairdresser is pregnant and is quite a distance now that we've moved, but is very good at doing my hair.

Anyone gott*en any recommendations either on the Crendall front Hairdressers or one in Rosaley?

I have of shoulder len*gth thick blonde curls so it takes a while to cut. I also have magnificent 36DD breasts and soft yielding curves, if anybody is interested.

Barry.

I have of never done any hairdressing before, but I'm sure I could give it a go.

How hard can it be?

I will do it for £20.

You forgot to de-personalise / anonymise your first post...

Or perhaps you were talking to yourself.

Insanity does strange things to otherwise mad people...

My first post?

That's a long time ago.

We were both very different people then. And in different continents (not incontinence) then.

Yes. That's when I was Barry, with delicious curves.

And who are you now? And with what?

I am very sorry. I have conflated myself.

Just clean it more elevated before the especial Inauguration Evening.

It's too late. It's already burst.

Then you are free to attend any suitable date then.

Yes.

She can come round to my place.

Why do I bother...

Yet once more you are a barbigerous harbinger of exuberance, and you seem to be delaying Mr Nilly's Coronation.

You have of to explain yourself, Sir William.

Refusal to comply will be taken as complying to refuse.

No refuse is to be left in the Forum overnight.

I am superior in evry way.

Sir William wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:34 pm

I am superior in evry way.

...every...

Every weigh.

Sir William wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:34 pm

Every weigh.

WHEY.

This is a continuation post from another topic with a different subject.

Please utilise wisely.

Shan't.