The Mad Shed

Have I jovially encountered an illustrated substitution of Millstrodes?

Not yet. But behave yourself or you will.

I cannot wait to behold my caricatures.

They are already published in Punch.

Especially the one with the breakdown truck.

ISTR (I seem to recall) your RR being on the back of a recovery truck a few times...

That was only when it broke down.

Which was quite often...

That's nonsense.

It was never more than once a week.

More reliable than I thought then. I stand corrected.

Is the rice pudding all flushed out now?

I assume that means no.

You seem to be mightily sensitive to the mention of it...

You can ge­t hypnotherapy to help with your Rice Pudding Phobia.

I gather it's a common affliction in Middle England, and it's known as Oryzacustodiaphobia.

Look it u­p, it's true.

What do you think I am?

Oryzacustodiaphobia in Community Dictionary
A morbid concern about rice pudding; causes the sufferer to flee whenever met with rice pudding or something resembling it. Comparable to custodiaphobia, also called a fear of pudding or custard. Derived from the Latin term oryza for rice and custodia for custard, or pudding.

Ye of little faith. Look it more elevated!

I have of accidentally come to tthe end of this topic.

How has this been aloud to happen?

That wasn't the end. This is.