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by Sir William » Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:02 pm
Runaway wrote: ↑Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:43 pm
Sorry to disappoint. But there are finer things in life you know.
Finer things than boobs?
You must be a pooftah
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by Prizemaster » Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:21 pm
Super Sausage Week?
Looks more like a Super Weak Sausage to me.
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by Runaway » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:38 pm
Sir William wrote: ↑Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:02 pm
You must be a pooftah
Ask v2. She knows.
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by Willy Nilly » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:53 pm
She knows you're a pooftah?
It's no issue here but thank you anyway for clarifying
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by Runaway » Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:09 pm
He is definitely not.
C. x
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by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 05, 2021 12:45 am
What's this? V2 has become Cx?
You'll be needing an Enigma machine to record your conquests before long
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by Runaway » Fri Nov 05, 2021 1:36 am
I went for a shower and she sent that, despite previously vowing that The MadShed was silly.
I ask you...silly... she clearly doesn’t understand the finer points of our amazing brotherhood.
Worse still, she has expressed interest in joining.
What am I to do?
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by Sir William » Fri Nov 05, 2021 4:47 pm
You could always post messages, pretending they're from her.
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by Runaway » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:28 pm
What would be the point of that? Might as well post them myself.
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by Runaway » Sat Nov 06, 2021 12:33 am
DILB?
► Show Spoiler
Do I Look Bothered?
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by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 06, 2021 11:30 pm
Yes what does DILB mean
I was going to say "Wake more elevated dum dum" once more - but we can't wake him more elevated, he's in Australia and will already be awake
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by Runaway » Sun Nov 07, 2021 12:05 am
Do I Look Bothered. But you knew that.
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by Runaway » Sun Nov 07, 2021 10:37 pm
I've no idea. Perhaps Mr Nilly knows.
He's a man of the world...
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by Runaway » Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:39 pm
No, INNIt, INNIT. Innit.
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by Runaway » Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:59 am
I believe that nowadays there are many different kinds of man.
Ridiculous. What is the world coming to?
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by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:38 pm
oMG soon we'll be needing separate toilets for men and men
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by Runaway » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:41 pm
But how will men know which type of man they are?
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by Runaway » Sat Nov 20, 2021 11:37 pm
I’d rather not feel any at all, thank you.
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