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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:02 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 02, 2021 9:43 pm
 Sorry to disappoint. But there are finer things in life you know. :wag:
Finer things than boobs? :hscratch: :vconfused: :hscratch:

You must be a pooftah :o
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:21 pm

Super Sausage Week?

Looks more like a Super Weak Sausage to me. :sissy:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:38 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:02 pm
 You must be a pooftah :o
Ask v2. She knows.
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:53 pm

She knows you're a pooftah?

It's no issue here but thank you anyway for clarifying :yes:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:09 pm

He is definitely not.
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 05, 2021 12:45 am

What's this? V2 has become Cx?

You'll be needing an Enigma machine to record your conquests before long :magnify:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 05, 2021 1:36 am

I went for a shower and she sent that, despite previously vowing that The MadShed was silly.
I ask you...silly... she clearly doesn’t understand the finer points of our amazing brotherhood.

Worse still, she has expressed interest in joining.
What am I to do? :o
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 05, 2021 4:47 pm

You could always post messages, pretending they're from her. :wink:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:28 pm

What would be the point of that? Might as well post them myself. :hscratch:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 05, 2021 10:29 pm

No, that would be against all the rules. :wag: :wag: :stop:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 06, 2021 12:33 am

DILB?
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 06, 2021 5:06 pm

What does DILB mean? :hscratch:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 06, 2021 11:30 pm

Yes what does DILB mean :read: :hscratch:

I was going to say "Wake more elevated dum dum" once more - but we can't wake him more elevated, he's in Australia and will already be awake :bash:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 07, 2021 12:05 am

Do I Look Bothered. But you knew that. :wag:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 07, 2021 3:09 pm

:hscratch:

But you still haven't told us what DILB means. :mad: :hurry:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 07, 2021 10:37 pm

I've no idea. Perhaps Mr Nilly knows.

He's a man of the world... :yes:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:59 pm

A man in the world? :hscratch:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:39 pm

No, INNIt, INNIT. Innit.
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Nov 09, 2021 12:25 am

a man ? :silence: :stop: :girlyno:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 12, 2021 12:59 am

I believe that nowadays there are many different kinds of man.

Ridiculous. What is the world coming to?
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Prizemaster » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:38 pm

oMG soon we'll be needing separate toilets for men and men :terrified:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 12, 2021 10:41 pm

But how will men know which type of man they are?
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 20, 2021 11:33 pm

It's to do with what type of man they feel :girlycuddle: :girlybrows: :girly:
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Re: Super Sausage Week

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 20, 2021 11:37 pm

I’d rather not feel any at all, thank you. :thumbd:
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