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Houses and Trousers

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 13, 2022 7:19 pm

I have of just been informed that 'Houses' and 'Trousers' rhyme together (both of them). :o :o

They are obviously spelt differently in an attempt to disguise this fact. :mad:

Apparently, this disgustion has been going on for years. :mad: :thumbd:

Why weren't we warned about this outrage? :yikes:
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Re: Houses and Trousers

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:44 am

They are near-rhymes, like dress and breast :wag:

But trouser arouser rhymes, which is something that breasts in a dress can certainly achieve :yes:
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Re: Houses and Trousers

Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 15, 2022 2:25 pm

I almost understand your sayishments, but do you have of a photograph which could possibly reinforce your assertions? :hscratch:
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Re: Houses and Trousers

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Mar 15, 2022 10:15 pm

Why no, do you? :search:
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Re: Houses and Trousers

Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 16, 2022 1:40 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:44 am
They are near-rhymes, like dress and breast :wag:
What about "Breast" and "Undressed"?

Have you tried that one? :wink:
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Re: Houses and Trousers

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:21 pm

Hasn't everybody?
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Re: Houses and Trousers

Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 16, 2022 8:26 pm

:hscratch: :search:
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